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    English Language 1, Washington Fans 0

    Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!

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    Image of Old Ocho Old Ocho
    11/08/09

    In reply to English Language 1, Washington Fans 0
    A bunch of Flyers fans are clicking on this link and failing to figure out what's wrong with the sign for thirty minutes. They give up when their drool falling onto their keyboard causes their computers to short. #fans
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/08/09

    In reply to English Language 1, Washington Fans 0
    +1, ASU sign guy. #fans
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    "He's not even planning to drop out of Arizona State."


    Wow, he is really fucked up. You try & raise them well... Then they drop football, but choose to stay at ASU for the academia? John blames the boy's mother.

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    Image of Rick_James_Crack_Pipe Rick_James_Crack_Pipe
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    Somewhere Cris Simms is smiling and whispering to himself:


    "Well played, sir... At least you had the balls to get out"

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/07/09

    @Rick_James_Crack_Pipe:


    But he never would have met Kyle Shanahan.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    He wants to be...a dentist!
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    He will be begging to get back on the team once he realizes that non-athlete college students actually have to study and do homework.
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    He didn't listen to his father's advice that went something like "the game will suck for several years, but then you'll get a running game".
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    Is this a scene from the sequel where Napoleon fills out and becomes popular?
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    If he wants he could still pretend to be an ASU QB by showing up at high school girls basketball games in a pink shirt to endlessly curse at the refs.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    His father's teeth are known as "Arabian good looks".
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    Image of HebrewHammer HebrewHammer
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    He had the genes, the Aryan good looks,


    The looks genes must be from Momma Elway. His teeth didn't make me pass out in fear.

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    04/07/09

    @HebrewHammer:


    I think it was supposed to read "equine good looks."

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    He quit football to do a remake of The Dirty Dozen.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/07/09

    @Hatey McLife: Don't make Juancho upset like that.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    He has a future in Matt Leinert's posse.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    the Aryan good looks


    If that is all it took, John Tesh would have been a modern day Sammy Baugh.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/07/09

    In reply to Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
    Jack responded to questions by singing "Oh God, I'm a dancer, a dancer dances" and doing Cassie's mirror dance from A Chorus Line.
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