The two most popular programs on KHOG are Sen. Mark Pryor explaining what America will be like once we go socialist and the hiilarious hi jinks of Dorf on Farm Equipment.
(479): Ugh, Some guy interrutped mu threesum, and he looks like hes about to get all law-y, com pikc me up
(1-479): omg where r u
(479): frget it, cops alredy here lol but i brok ur record 4 bkasteball players lol
The fraternity member opened the door, which had been locked, and saw the woman bent over. Two basketball players were on a couch. "She was giving oral sex to one and masturbating the other," Roberts said. "A third one was behind her dancing." (The police investigative report quotes a witness as saying the third male was "rubbing against her buttocks with his pelvis".) After seeing that, the fraternity member asked for all four to leave.
"Hey guys, what's going on? Wait - that's not a barnyard animal - that's a freshman! Get out my room this instant, all of you!"
09/10/09
Isn't that called the "airtight ski pole"?
09/10/09
09/10/09
09/10/09
09/10/09
09/10/09
09/10/09
09/10/09
09/10/09
09/10/09
09/10/09
(1-479): omg where r u
(479): frget it, cops alredy here lol but i brok ur record 4 bkasteball players lol
09/10/09
But hey, I ain't no "big city lawyer."
/tugs on suspenders
09/10/09
09/10/09
...which immediately qualified her for an honors degree.
09/10/09
09/10/09
there's an app for that!
09/10/09
09/10/09
And in having intercourse with her. Maybe in a public place cause it's hotter that way.
09/10/09
"Hey guys, what's going on? Wait - that's not a barnyard animal - that's a freshman! Get out my room this instant, all of you!"
09/10/09