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    No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book

    A-Rod Book's Amazon.com Reviews: Do I Detect A Pattern Here?
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    "I wake up. I am groggy. I walk to the bathroom.


    My hip hurts.


    My toothbrush is not pre-toothpasted. I am disappointed. I open my black satchel. I inject hGH into my buttocks. I feel invigorated, like a fresh running river.


    I turn on my computer, and it glows. I go to my favorite site, ManlyBlondeTGirls.com. I masturbate with Derek Jeter's sock.


    I am reborn."

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/11/09

    @Phony Gwynn: +1. Would you be interested in appearing on the Oprah program?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/11/09

    @Phony Gwynn: PHONY! Where have you been?
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    06/11/09

    @Juancho: I've been ... looming. Just commenting less for whatever reason.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    A-Rod? Boring. Give me a book about the heroic inanimate carbon rod and then we're talking.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    DVD's of the movie "Selena" are also outselling Selena Roberts' book.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    Maybe because everything about this mess is filled with lies.


    I mean, Howard Rubenstein? Really? You couldn't come up with a less stereotypical Jewish name?

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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    Is it just me or does the top of that book reads like a spoof of a movie trailer?
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    06/11/09

    @I Party With Smoot: -1 s
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    This book has a smaller audience than a Jose Canseco press conference!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    Have you seen the crowd at most Yankke games? I would say a majority either don't know how to read or operate a computer or both.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/11/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: And the people in the field level seats can afford to have people read for them.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/11/09

    In reply to No One Is Reading The A-Rod Book
    This post has the three things I love about sports; tabloid writers posing as sports journalists, cutthroat sleazy PR reps, and sales rankings. Did I miss anything?
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    05/12/09

    In reply to A-Rod Book's Amazon.com Reviews: Do I Detect A Pattern Here?
    WoodyAllenLuvr (Bkyln, NY): This book is not nearly as good as Stefan Fatsis' book. Also, strippers in general make me uncomfortable.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/12/09

    In reply to A-Rod Book's Amazon.com Reviews: Do I Detect A Pattern Here?
    "Selena Roberts did NOT bring the cheese with this book."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/12/09

    In reply to A-Rod Book's Amazon.com Reviews: Do I Detect A Pattern Here?
    This apparently has something to do with, you guessed it, the Duke lacrosse rape case.


    Ooh, for a second there, I thought it was going to be Frank Stallone.

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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    05/12/09

    In reply to A-Rod Book's Amazon.com Reviews: Do I Detect A Pattern Here?
    I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR THE WORDS "DUKE LACROSSE" AGAIN I AM GOING TO RAPE A STRIPPER!!!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/12/09

    In reply to A-Rod Book's Amazon.com Reviews: Do I Detect A Pattern Here?
    This post is fucking begging for THE MENTALIST! Please, if you are out there, welcome Tommy Craggs as only you can.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    05/12/09

    In reply to A-Rod Book's Amazon.com Reviews: Do I Detect A Pattern Here?
    This is why I only read comic books and the subtitles for Japanese pornography.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    05/12/09

    In reply to A-Rod Book's Amazon.com Reviews: Do I Detect A Pattern Here?
    All of the people listed in the article above are rapist...
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