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    Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    Everyone got a little freaked when Chapman met a stripper named "Dakota." #mlb
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    A few hours after this pic was taken, Aroldis went from defector to infect-her #mlb
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    "Yes, I would like to see your Cuban cigar. Yes, it is a very large cigar. Yes, I would love to smoke that large Cuban cigar."

    /sighs
    //mentally recites mnemonic device for upcoming community college exam
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    Edited by Steve U at 10/30/09 11:49 AM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    That's obviously the hottest spot north of Havana. Just ask her, she was in the video with Barry Manilow. #mlb
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    Wow, clicked on the link and saw the other two girls he posed with. Guess there's no need to go to strip clubs in Boston. #mlb
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    How many fucking fingers does the guy have? #mlb
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/30/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: I think it's actually a picture of Antonio Alfonseca. #mlb
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    They have strip clubs in Havana. It's just that all the strippers are from the 50s. #mlb
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/30/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: So do they rate the strippers on the size of their massive bush? #mlb
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/30/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I was going to say that she looks older than the average Cuban "stripper". Much older.

    /not kidding #mlb
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/30/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Yeah, or they're 12. #mlb
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    Image of X-tacle X-tacle
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    "He's actually ordering 4 tacos."

    - Bob Griese #mlb
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    The topic on the next "Lou Dobbs Tonight": I'm not a racist, I just think we ought to deport anyone who comes into this country wearing a puka shell necklace or a giant Timex. #mlb
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    Does the guy in the background have a Sunggie? I don't know if I am frightened or enticed by a strip club that allows Snuggies.

    -Slow dolt who forgot to click the show all comments link. I have that feature selected on my account when will it start working?
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    Image of Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    A real gentleman would've offered the lady his coat #mlb
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    I'm curious as to the sign the red-shirt man is giving: inside fastball? #mlb
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10/30/09

    @AzureTexan:

    It's the Cuban shocker. #mlb
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    Image of Beer-Fart Beer-Fart
    10/30/09

    In reply to Cuban Baseball Defector Already Fitting In Nicely
    I like how the modesty of the stripper is protected with the black bar over her eyes. #mlb
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    10/30/09

    @Beer-Fart: That's the patented strip-club handy blanket.

    All the privacy of a VIP room handjob, half the price. #mlb
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    10/30/09

    @TT-Zop: it's Tarp Night at the club. Dude, you've never lived until you've gotten a beej under a tarp! #mlb
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