Hester Gets Paid, Favre Is a Douchebag, and the Pats Sign Jordan

The Chicago Bears have finally settled things with Devin Hester. They've agreed to reward their return man and potential wide receiver with a four year deal that worth $30 million including a guaranteed $15 million. However ESPN is reporting that the terms of the contract get a bit more complex from there. According… » 7/27/08 5:00pm 7/27/08 5:00pm

An MRI For Deuce And $22 Million For Dorsey

After yesterday's practice at the Saints training camp Deuce McAllister's surgically repaired left knee was swollen enough to send the running back in for an MRI exam. The move is just precautionary, but the idea of losing Deuce to another injury is to make a Saints fan throw up all over their Reggie Bush jerseys. •… » 7/26/08 3:20pm 7/26/08 3:20pm

OK, Peyton Can Keep His Job

Damn, just when you write off Peyton Manning as a fluke he comes back to life! Since we last checked in he's added a pair of touchdown passes (Wayne and Addai) and the Colts have pulled away from the first place Panthers. Wait...Carolina's in first place? I don't think I want to live in such a world, fortunately the… » 10/28/07 3:49pm 10/28/07 3:49pm

Our Big Ben Can't Tell Time Or Hold His Liquor, But He Can Throw

In Cincinnati the quarterbacks have been all but perfect. Caron Palmer has gone 14-16 for 114 yards but the Bengals have seen two drives stall out forcing them to settle for a pair of field goals. Conversely Ben Roethlisberger is 10-12 for 136 yards with two satisfying touchdowns. Willie Parker has racked up 79 yards… » 10/28/07 2:34pm 10/28/07 2:34pm