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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    09/29/09

    In reply to Chuck Knoblauch Arrested For Assault
    "The police officer who responded advised Mrs. Knoblauch to stand on first base. Mr. Knoblauch has subsequently been unable to hit her, despite repeated attempts."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/29/09

    In reply to Chuck Knoblauch Arrested For Assault
    A true Yankee would've finished the damn job, Chuck.
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    Image of Youkilis on First Youkilis on First
    09/29/09

    In reply to Chuck Knoblauch Arrested For Assault
    Bless her heart, Ms. Olbermann feels your pain, ma'am.
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    Greek McPapadopoulos promoted this comment Youkilis on First was starred Youkilis on First was unstarred
    Image of MajellaNike MajellaNike
    09/07/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    "Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady" is a pretty irresponsible and potentially libelous title for this post. Without having all of the facts, you guys basically convicted him. Its pretty cowardly to include all the accumulated facts in the body of a post that has such an inflamatory title. Its stuff like this that keeps sports blogging from being taken seriously as a real source of sports news.

    Khalid
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    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac promoted this comment MajellaNike was starred MajellaNike was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/07/09

    @MajellaNike: I'm failing to see how saying a person knows how to do something, anything, could be libelous. But maybe that's just because I know what libelous means.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    09/07/09

    @MajellaNike:

    I suggest you never, ever, visit The Onion. You'll be outraged.
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    Image of Convict78 Convict78
    09/07/09

    @MajellaNike: I agree, it may be libelous. Tila Tequila would likely take issue with being called a lady.
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    Paul.B.Dodd promoted this comment Convict78 was starred Convict78 was unstarred
    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    09/07/09

    @MajellaNike: Its stuff like this that keeps sports blogging from being taken seriously as a real source of sports news.

    And it's people like you who attempt to drain any humor out of society by jumping on your high horse the second you see or hear anything that could even potentially be viewed as "offensive", regardless of whether you actually find it offensive or not.

    Get lost.
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment BruschisBrewsky was starred BruschisBrewsky was unstarred
    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/07/09

    @Convict78: That's not a lady. That's a tranny.
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    09/07/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: While the original poster here is a turd, I guess I don't really see anything funny about domestic violence. Unless she was really asking for it, right fellas?
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    Image of DaveWannstache DaveWannstache
    09/07/09

    @MajellaNike: How about

    "Merriman really knows how to knock back some Tequila"
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    Owen Good promoted this comment DaveWannstache was starred DaveWannstache was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/07/09

    @lukeoneil47: Well, that must be because you've never seen the classic Three Stooges episode, "Larry and Moe Choke a Bitch."
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    09/07/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    everyone go ahead and try doing every single one of these jokes over again.
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    Image of GardenaCabango GardenaCabango
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    Put his ass on the bench for the season and send tequila to my pad
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    Chris Hanson's Axe approved this comment GardenaCabango was starred GardenaCabango was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/07/09

    @GardenaCabango: This is the stupidest fucking comment I've ever read but I just saw a "promote" button and I'm testing it out. I wonder if I've always had that; I've never noticed it before.

    At any rate, you'll probably never be able to post again. Enjoy.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    Let's just say that Shawne knows all there is to know about a certain game, and he found out he was playing that game at at the worst possible moment.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    Phillip Rivers thinks this is all just overthrown. Err....overblown.
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    TheStarterWife promoted this comment StevePerryPsychOut was starred StevePerryPsychOut was unstarred
    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)

    Shawne, no!

    Your hands are too weak!
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    He's just frustrated because things went some much easier when he was using GHB on girls
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    Merriman is already choking women in mid-season form.
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    Image of Jayhawk Marley Jayhawk Marley
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)

    Are you sure that's Merriman and not Sinbad?
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    Greek McPapadopoulos promoted this comment Jayhawk Marley was starred Jayhawk Marley was unstarred
    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    09/07/09

    @Jayhawk Marley: Good call. I had a friend say that picture is just a younger, 'roided Sinbad.
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    All we are is dust in the Nguyen...
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    The Gizmo from Pismo promoted this comment Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was unstarred
    Image of J-No J-No
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    I have so many better tequila stories I could have shared with you.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/06/09

    @J-No: So you're saying Tila is a... what, exactly?
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    Image of SurekhaActaeus SurekhaActaeus
    09/06/09

    In reply to Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
    Don't the Chargers usually waited until January to start choking?
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    DeepFriar promoted this comment SurekhaActaeus was starred SurekhaActaeus was unstarred
    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    09/06/09

    @SurekhaActaeus: +1
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