Ref Sends Off Wrong Man In Chelsea-Arsenal Match

Arsenal's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain appeared to use his hand to deflect a shot that was, at the very least, near the goal today in Stamford Bridge. Eden Hazard one-timed a feed from Fernando Torres to the far side of the goal and Oxlade-Chamberlain must have just brain-farted because he dove and tried to stop it with… » 3/22/14 10:01am 3/22/14 10:01am

Arsenal Keeper Red-Carded, Leaves Pitch Making Vigorous Wanking Motion

Arsenal played defending Champions League winners FC Bayern today in the tournament's round of 16. On paper, the Gunners seemed overmatched, so much so that we asked if the Premier League's second-place team were capable of even giving the Germans a game. Turns out, they were for a while! » 2/19/14 4:56pm 2/19/14 4:56pm

Screaming English Soccer Fan Is Mesmerizing

Arsenal defeated Liverpool 2-1 yesterday in an exciting FA Cup match that's since served to draw considerable criticism toward referee Howard Webb. The match's intensity wasn't limited to the pitch, though. Watch this Liverpool supporter scream like a banshee for his boys to "come on," but look closer at his existential… » 2/17/14 11:11am 2/17/14 11:11am

Olivier Giroud's Heroics Are, Perversely, A Problem For Arsenal

Arsenal are cooking this year. Twelve weeks into the Premier League season, the Gunners have opened up a four-point gap on second-place Liverpool, and after a comfortable 2-0 win against French side Marseille today, Arsenal are one point away from a berth to the Champions League knockout stage. » 11/26/13 4:45pm 11/26/13 4:45pm

Aaron Ramsey Scores When He Wants, Which Is All The Time

Maybe the story of Arsenal's season boils down to the story of Aaron Ramsey. The young kid with as much talent as anyone endured years of setbacks until finally putting it all together in a wonder campaign where he shows he's better than you could conceive. Can it continue? Who knows. But it's a joy to watch. » 11/02/13 4:13pm 11/02/13 4:13pm

Arsenal Just Scored The Best Goal Of The Season So Far

Arsenal are playing Norwich City today in the English Premier League, and Gunners fans were excited to see new signing Mesut Özil team up with their best player from last year, Spanish attacking midfielder Santi Cazorla. But striker Oliver Giroud and midfielder Jack Wilshere stole the show when they scored an unreal… » 10/19/13 11:04am 10/19/13 11:04am

Once Sad Posers, Arsenal Are Playing Like England's Best Team

Arsenal played Napoli yesterday in a vital Champions League match. It was important because they were drawn into the group of death in the most prestigious club tournament in the world, so of course any points they could pick up at home against last year's Italian runners-up would help them advance to the knockout… » 10/02/13 3:38pm 10/02/13 3:38pm

Mesut Özil's First Goal For Arsenal Was Kind Of Amazing

We all know about Mesut Özil by now. The 24-year-old playmaker is the truth. From the moment he first took the pitch for Arsenal last month, he's been setting up goals for his teammates, even though he's been unable to find the net himself since moving from Real Madrid. But that finally changed today in the eighth… » 10/01/13 3:20pm 10/01/13 3:20pm

No One Has Any Idea What Is Going On In The Premier League

European leagues were on hiatus during the international break for World Cup qualifiers, and so today was the first chance we all got to see the new Premier League since the close of the record-breaking transfer window that saw an ungodly amount of money and men move in, out, and around England. It was our first… » 9/14/13 5:02pm 9/14/13 5:02pm

Tottenham Sold Their Soul To Beat Arsenal, But It Might Not Be Enöugh

A hundred years ago, Arsenal moved to North London and built Highbury minutes away from Tottenham's stadium, White Hart Lane. For a hundred years the two have fought, the pendulum swinging one way, and then the next, decade to decade. And then the 1990s happened, and then the 2000s, and after nearly a hundred years,… » 9/04/13 3:18pm 9/04/13 3:18pm

The Champions League Group Of Death Is Just Hilarious

There are 32 teams left after the Champions League playoff round ended yesterday, and so today was the Champions League draw, where the teams were divided into eight groups of four for the group stage of the tournament. There will be plenty of analysis and explanation and bloviation around the internet throughout the… » 8/29/13 3:15pm 8/29/13 3:15pm

Arsenal Are Well And Truly Fucked

Today, English club Arsenal are playing Turkish side Fenerbahçe in the first leg of the Champions League playoff round. The match comes four short days after the Gunners were beaten handily at home by Aston Villa, 3-1, in the first match of this Premier League season. And now, chaos. » 8/21/13 12:41pm 8/21/13 12:41pm

Your Team Is Probably Going To Fail: The 2013-14 Premier League

Fuck yeah, man. The Premier League's back tomorrow. This is super duper great, because although various leagues like the German Bundesliga and France's Ligue 1 have already kicked off, ain't nothing like the Premier League. While other leagues annually boast only two or three top sides and naught but chum below, there… » 8/16/13 4:20pm 8/16/13 4:20pm