No Word If Kutcher Is Asking Them For Painkillers

If you thought appearing in a bunch of shitty movies and banging some waif who was barely girl-next-door hot » 11/08/08 12:30pm 11/08/08 12:30pm 20 years ago would impress a group of high school freshman football players, dude, you'd be, like, totally wrong and shit! There's a fun report out from regarding Ashton Kutcher's latest role as an assistant…