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    Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids

    No Word If Kutcher Is Asking Them For Painkillers
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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    Ashton Kutcher ruins everything. There, I said it and I feel better.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    learn valuable lessons about humility and courage


    Like not going apeshit when your beauty sleep in your giant Hollywood mansion is interrupted by some construction work?

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    Meanwhile, Topher Grace has a supermarket opening he's looking forward to.
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    Image of Her? Her?
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    Is there anyway we can get Ashton Kutcher to magically trade bodies with Paul Newman?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    02/19/09

    @Her?: I see what you did there.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    It'll be called Dude, Where's My Quarterback? -- which also doubles as the Bears team motto for the 5th straight season...
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    Image of Her? Her?
    02/18/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: You'll be hearing from Henry Burris, Moses Moreno, Shane Matthews, Jim Miller, Cade McNown, Rextascy, Craig Krenzel, Jonathon Quinn and Steve Hutchinson's communal lawyer after that comment.
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    02/18/09

    @Her?: Who?
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    02/19/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Bob Avellini, Mike Phipps, Bobby Douglass, Vince Evans, Rusty Lisch, Steve Fuller, Greg Landry, Mike Tomczak, Will Furrer, Erik Kramer, the ghost of Jack Concannon and Peter Tom Willis applaud your insight.


    Rick Mirer is uncertain what to think.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    I cannot wait for Ashton Kutcher's Hollywood career to finally reach its inevitable demise. Demi will dump him and the only gig he will be able to get is starring in a low budget gay porn film entitled Spunked!
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    Ashton Kutcher's twin has Down Syndrome. But who looks worse in this pic?


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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/18/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: So, is it "Brandon Teena" or "Teena Brandon"?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    So I saw Demi Moore making out with the 12-year-old. I told her "That's great that you're sticking with Ashton even though he's now in a 12-year-olds body."


    To which she replied, "What's this about Ashton?"

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    Also, the quarterback is an evil pirate.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    Faces of Death had more laughs in it than this pile of shit will ever get.
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    02/18/09

    @Weed Against Speed: What if you had Ashton star in the next Faces of Death?
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    02/18/09

    In reply to Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
    Initial reports have Eli Manning cast as the 12 year old geek.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/08/08

    In reply to No Word If Kutcher Is Asking Them For Painkillers
    I guess his advice to wear a trucker cap instead of a helmet didn't go over big.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    11/08/08

    In reply to No Word If Kutcher Is Asking Them For Painkillers
    that veronica vaughn...
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    11/08/08

    In reply to No Word If Kutcher Is Asking Them For Painkillers
    This has to be the most elaborate episode of Punk'd yet.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/08/08

    In reply to No Word If Kutcher Is Asking Them For Painkillers
    Never marry a guy who is prettier than you. No need to compete on that level.
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