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Please Do Not Reveal The Surprise Ending Of The Asian Games

You know that Indian athlete whom you thought had won the women's silver medal in the 800 meters at the Asian Games? The one you kind of have a crush on? Well, how can we put this delicately? She actually keeps her toilet seat in the locked and upright position. Um, she never saw Steel Magnolias, and doesn't intend to. Come on, she owns every "Larry the Cable Guy" CD ever produced. More »

12:15 PM on Mon Dec 18 2006
By rickchand
786 views, 56 comments

asian games

God, The Full Monty, And You

In Western religion, most of us figure that God has already seen us naked on multiple occasions. And he ain't that impressed. Just look at Exodus 19:21 for proof: "And the Lord said unto Moses, Go down, charge the people, lest they break through unto the Lord to gaze, and many of them perish. But first put on some pants." More »

1:30 PM on Fri Dec 15 2006
By rickchand
487 views, 28 comments

asian games

The Asian Games Will Brook No Shenanigans

As if you didn't know, the Asian Games begin today in Doha, Qatar. And no one involved is taking any chances. One of the events is chess (seriously), and before they can compete, all participants had to be tested for performance enhancers. More »

11:00 AM on Fri Dec 1 2006
By rickchand
1,020 views, 58 comments