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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/08/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    Tenured? A middle-school coach? I call bullshit on this story, all stories in this series, and all future installments of this interminably depressing series, which cannot be redeemed even by reading it in that voice from that Christmas Story weirdo.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    (I once had to sit in the car for an hour in front of a weird house in the middle of nowhere while he practiced bow and arrow with some other hillbilly out back.)

    What you call "practicing bow and arrow" I call "doin' the hibbidy dibbidy."
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/07/09

    @Kid Canada: What you call "doin' the hibbidy dibbidy" I call "gettin' lunch."
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    my grandfather (who I'm pretty sure didn't care for me at all)

    Did anyone else have to read that sentence fragment 2-3 times just to make sure they read it right?

    Coming soon: Deadspin Family Therapy Digest!
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    my balls were a flaming ruins for a week after that. Thanks coach.

    I was unaware that Graham James also coached high school basketball. I guess you really do learn something new every day...
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    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    As this was a Catholic-run league, the ref didn't hesitate to eject him from the game, as well as the gymnasium, as well as the sweet promise of eternal salvation and into the bounds of Purgatory, where, until the end of time, he was forced to do lay-up drills with Joel Pryzbilla and Chuck Nevitt.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    I went to a fundamentalist Christian college and all I got was fundamentalist Christian experience, WHAT THE FUCK?
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    Image of Bosoxfan3 Bosoxfan3
    12/07/09

    @twoeightnine: I'm surprised they allowed the internet.
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    12/07/09

    @Bosoxfan3: Only through Internet Explorer with the home page set to Fox News.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/07/09

    @twoeightnine: . . . and Mozilla Firefox with the home page set to the Westboro Baptist Online Newsletter.
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    Image of NonBojangler NonBojangler
    12/08/09

    @AzureTexan: GodHatesAzureTexan.com
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    @NonBojangler: It's not great reading, but on the plus side, it has a nice layout.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    Needless to say, my eyebrows were hovering three inches over my head.

    Stop stealing Richard Pryor's material!
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    "The Grip" actually ended up quitting his job as a gym teacher, and along with his friends "GI Joe" and "Kung-fu," started a Sublime cover band.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    The next sound we heard was the "slap" of wet newspaper upon tile flooring.

    That takes me back to the summer I spent violating the human rights of terror suspects at Gitmo.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    "Can you beat them? You had a great week of practice, I'll say that. I think you CAN beat them, I just don't think you WILL."

    - Chris Brown, adding some reverse psychology to his relationship advice class for men.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    This coach had a unique ability to traumatize every one in our school.

    That's not that unique...ask Notre Dame.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    This clown would routinely show up to practices 20 minutes late, wasted and reeking of cheap whiskey and cigarettes.

    In fairness, this was the "Ringling Bros, Barnum and Robert Mitchum" rec league.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/07/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: + 1 Richard Burton.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/07/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”
    Before the first basketball practice coach would give you your very own jockstrap with your initials emblazoned on the front.

    Poor, poor Xavier Smith. So unfortunate.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/07/09

    @David Hume: +1
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    12/07/09

    @David Hume: +1
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/30/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: "Yeah, That's It. Now Wash His Chest."
    I don't know... Tera Patrick makes a nice living on her knees.
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/30/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: "Yeah, That's It. Now Wash His Chest."
    "I'd rather die riding around on my Lark scooter because congealed bacon fat had obstructed circulation to my legs than die on my... mmmm.... bacon."
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