Dan Snyder's Dickhead Behavior Is A Complex Thing

Skins owner Dan Snyder can be a big fucking prick, as we've documented thoroughly. Rick Maese's new article delving into Snyder's ownership does contain extraordinary anecdotes of Snyder being an asshole, but other stories—in an earnest attempt to provide balance—suggest that while Snyder does care greatly, he just… » 1/05/14 1:15pm 1/05/14 1:15pm

Dana White Says Some More Ridiculous Things About Georges St-Pierre

UFC president Dana White received plenty of pushback, on this website and elsewhere, when on Saturday he demanded that welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre—who had just finished getting pummeled by Johny Hendricks and was clearly distressed about his own physical and mental well-being after his title fight—abandon… » 11/21/13 10:35am 11/21/13 10:35am

Terrible Person Grabs Foul Ball Away From Young Boy At Fenway

While much of the focus on last night's Yankees-Red Sox game landed on the Fenway faithful's treatment of A-Rod, the true villain in attendance was this gent who celebrated the achievement of grabbing a foul ball away from a little kid. » 8/17/13 10:00am 8/17/13 10:00am

One Alleged Vandal Of Clemson's Special Rock Arrested

Clemson University police announced today that they arrested 18-year-old Micah Rogers of Pisgah Forest, N.C., for the vandalism done to Howard's Rock earlier this month. Rogers is accused of breaking the glass case that holds the rock and chipping off a chunk of it. There is no indication how this was done. » 6/28/13 4:59pm 6/28/13 4:59pm

Somebody Broke Off A Huge Piece Of Clemson's Special Rock

According to various reports, another one of college football's sacred totems has been vandalized beyond repair. Police say that somebody recently broke into the Clemson University football stadium and broke a huge chunk off Howard's Rock. The stone sits on a pedestal at the top of the hill that the Clemson players… » 6/13/13 10:54am 6/13/13 10:54am

On Facebook, Rays Prospect Brags About Throwing Change At A Stripper

If you were to imagine the quintessential asshole baseball player, you'd probably end up with someone who looks a lot like Joshua Sale. Since getting drafted No. 17 overall by the Rays in 2010, Sale hasn't done much aside from earning a 50-game suspension after testing positive for amphetamines. More recently, he's… » 5/28/13 1:42pm 5/28/13 1:42pm

Dodgers Fan Who Was Forced To Change Shirt: D-Backs Owner "Is A Bully"

A Dodgers fan whose friends and family faced the wrath of Diamondbacks owner Ken Kendrick for wearing blue shirts says the episode was the worst experience she's ever had at a sporting event and that it left her 7-year-old daughter "scared and confused." » 4/15/13 2:15pm 4/15/13 2:15pm

Lance Armstrong's Biggest Crime Was Being A Huge Asshole

By now, you know that Lance Armstrong will be giving a two-and-a-half-hour confession to Oprah Winfrey on Thursday and Friday nights (Two nights? Jesus Christ, Shogun wasn't that long). No one who watches this thing will be there to hear Armstrong admit to doping. We all knew that ages ago. The reason people are gonna… » 1/16/13 2:30pm 1/16/13 2:30pm

Excerpts From The Recent USADA Report That Make Lance Armstrong Look…

On Wednesday, the United States Anti-Doping Agency released hundreds of pages of allegations against Lance Armstrong purporting to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Armstrong not only doped, but organized a doping ring. The question of whether or not Lance Armstrong used PEDs is basically settled for most people… » 10/13/12 11:25am 10/13/12 11:25am

Ann Romney's Horse Hangs Out With Assholes

So, part of my job as a Deadspin intern has involved writing some those fun Olympic field guides that you may have seen on the site recently. Today I started writing one about Ann Romney's dressage horse, Rafalca, who will be competing in the London Olympics. I wanted to get a nice photo of Rafalca to run with the… » 7/17/12 6:10pm 7/17/12 6:10pm

Tony La Russa: Asshole Or Dipshit? Let's Discuss!

Tony La Russa was never the cuddliest of MLB managers, and he's done a lot of things that would preclude him from ever being invited to anyone's Christmas party. But the big question remains, is La Russa a dipshit or an asshole? Let's settle this in the discussion section below. » 7/02/12 5:36pm 7/02/12 5:36pm

Donald Driver Tosses Shoe To Kid At Charity Game, Very Worst Fan Ever…

The Rangers fans who deprived a young fan of a baseball sparked debate across television, newspapers and the Internet. Their selfishness, though, pales when compared to what happened today at Donald Driver's charity softball tournament. » 6/03/12 6:53pm 6/03/12 6:53pm