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    Welcome To The Suck

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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    I'm as sick of this as anyone else, but for real... make a list of things you WOULDN'T do at age 40 for $12,000,000.

    Is being an NFL QB on that list? I didn't think so.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    Well, he'll be the most awkward looking man in purple who isnt fighting Batman
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    Seinfeld said it best: You're rooting for laundry.
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    Image of GoodEveningGodlessSodomites GoodEveningGodlessSodomites
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    Dear Drew,
    I have just come to a realization of how sad it must be to root for the Vikings. Here you are, justifiably upset over your favorite team signing the soul or your so-called rival team. Yet this team, the Packers, do not even consider you to be their number 1 rival. You are like the Maryland basketball fans of pro football, pretending that Duke is your arch-nemesis while Duke carries on not even knowing you exist. Packers-Bears is a rivalry. Vikings-Packers is a game played twice a year that rarely has playoff implications. Enjoy your year of suck.
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    Image of Its The Beer Talking Its The Beer Talking
    08/18/09

    @GoodEveningGodlessSodomites: Nearly every Packers fan I know hates the Vikings more than the Bears. You're severely understating the depth of this rivalry.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    If nothing else, Brett has certainly added some poignancy to your column being titled "Balls Deep."
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck

    BREAKING: Chris Mortensen is reporting that two homeless men have been spotted near Vikings' training camp.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    "Oh, I know how I'll react when he throws one of his inevitable 28 picks."

    And those are just the home games!
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    The Purple Pill Eaters?
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck

    Come and play with us Drew. 4 ever and ever and ever
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    It would be like Coach K deciding to become the head coach at UNC.

    Kansas fans have no idea what you're talking about.
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    Image of Billy Clyde Puckett Billy Clyde Puckett
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    Jesus, so much anger. Do we have any idea how many other Vikings are assholes, too? Or Buccaneers or Giants or Red Sox or Islanders or Lakers? I guess if they're the right kind of asshole - and not someone who had the temerity to be drafted by one team, get traded to another and actually, you know, PLAY WELL for another team - they're not worthy of playing for your favorite team full of assholes.
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    Hit Bull Win Steak promoted this comment Billy Clyde Puckett was starred Billy Clyde Puckett was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/18/09

    @Billy Clyde Puckett: how the hell do you include the Islanders on that list?
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    You know what makes my dick itch? Herpes.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/18/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: Drew has herpes? You can get herpes from fucking a pie?
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    I, on the other hand, have no fucking clue how I'm supposed to feel when I turn on the TV this fall and see Brett Favre throw a touchdown pass for the Vikings

    I wouldn't worry about that.
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck

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    /still has nightmares
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    08/18/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Suck
    Favre is the Packers' Manchurian Candidate.
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