@The Succop Film Scrounger Intern: Fun story, Joe Forte showed up to his first practice with the Boston Celtics wearing an LA Lakers jersey and hat. They should have just shot him then.
@Starburied: Pitino traded Billips in the same 2 week span that they released never nervous Pervis, and that he fired an asst coach. Rumors around coaching circles in the league said that Pitino walked in an office and caught Pervis banging the assistant, and Billips with his pants around his ankles priming himself up in the on deck circle.
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@wonderlic---myballs: Excuse me sir, but we are not barbarians here. If you are going propagate a rumor about an athlete's sexual encounters and infidelity, you're going to need to post it on the main page and give it a witty headline for all to see.
@Her?: True story, when I was in college at a party some high school kids showed up and started making trouble so we kicked them out. Later they came back with a friend of theirs, an Australian exchange student. He said to us, "I heard my boys got manhandled and I'm here to straighten it out." We all started laughing so hard at the word "manhandled" that the situation was diffused. Even the Aussie started laughing after a while. He stayed and had a beer but we kicked the high schoolers out again.
05/04/09
"Get it, get it!"
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Not to get picky, but Johnson is their shooting guard.
And as an aside, the Celtics traded him during his rookie season for Tony Delk and Rodney Rodgers. Thanks Chris Wallace!
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04/30/09
Zounds! If I were supposin' that the Heat were to turn into a bunch of Joe Palookas, I would have called a stop to this Shennanigery instantly!
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04/30/09
Looks like someone forgot the safety word.
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04/30/09
Billy Mays and his three homes extend a hearty "FU" to Holman and his partner.
04/30/09
And Thousands of Earthworms Might Be Wading Against Len Bias.
04/30/09
Are you sure you're talking about Atlanta, Georgia? Because I can't believe that, no sir.
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Just slightly more difficult than winning by default.