Model Strips Naked, Fights Cops At Aussie Rules Grand Final [NSFW]

The lady you see above is a Scottish model named Heather McCartney. That's her being escorted out of Saturday's Australian Football League Grand Final, essentially the sport's Super Bowl. She was kicked out of the stadium because, while watching the game from a corporate box, she decided to get super naked. There are… » 9/29/14 6:12pm 9/29/14 6:12pm

Cool charts break down the recent history of Aussie Rules Football: No, it's not rugby, or other rugby. The one with the kicking. No, not that one. Just go look at the charts. [GoalSneaker] » 10/02/13 3:10pm 10/02/13 3:10pm

Halftime Interview With Just-Concussed Athlete Doesn't Go So Well

They call sideline reporters boundary riders in Australia. Boundary rider and former Australian rules footballer Cameron Ling thought it would be a good idea to do a halftime interview with St. Kilda's Dylan Roberton the other day. It wasn't. » 7/23/13 6:10pm 7/23/13 6:10pm

Aussie Rules Football Player Scores Goal, Falls Down In Same Motion

Despite Australian Rules Football being one of our favorite sports here, we don't cover it often because pesky issues like time zones lead to matches being played while most of us are drunk or asleep. That's a shame, because at least two matches a week are aired here live, and they're almost always entertaining. » 7/13/13 10:37am 7/13/13 10:37am

Australian Football Player Falls To His Death In Las Vegas

John McCarthy, a player for the Australian football club Port Adelaide, fell to his death early Sunday morning in Las Vegas. McCarthy was on an end-of-season trip with the rest of his team when he became separated from the group, according to club officials. Security camera footage shows McCarthy walking into the… » 9/11/12 3:00pm 9/11/12 3:00pm

Aussie Footballer Robbie Gray Liquefied His Knee

Robbie Gray, the leading goal kicker for the Port Adelaide Power last year, suffered this gruesome looking knee injury with less than a minute left to play in a game against Collingwood at Etihad Stadium. » 4/21/12 1:25pm 4/21/12 1:25pm

Strippers Help Australian Youth Football Team Celebrate A Big Win

The East Brighton Vampires under-16 football team had a big win in the grand finals. Afterwards, the Aussie lads retired for a private party where "Vampires president Greg Wallace confirmed an adult entertainer had been present but was not sanctioned by the club. Alcohol was consumed ... and there was adult… » 9/17/11 1:15pm 9/17/11 1:15pm

A Seemingly Naked Australian Rules Football Player Got Arrested For…

"Star Gold Coast Suns AFL player Campbell Brown and young teammate Maverick Weller were detained by police in Thailand yesterday. They had allegedly been involved in a fight with a local policeman. ... Pictures obtained from a witness show Brown and Weller handcuffed and seemingly in distress. The witness claimed… » 9/15/11 1:00am 9/15/11 1:00am

The Best Argument For Eliminating Offensive Pass Interference

Different football (Australian), different rules (as far as we can tell from watching this televised Calvinball that airs on the wee hours on ESPN2, there are no rules). But we're still awestruck by this move that Carlton's Andrew Walker pulled on Saturday night. » 7/25/11 10:30am 7/25/11 10:30am

The Aussie Football Players, The Pregnant Schoolgirl, And The Leaked…

Australian football is in the middle of a sex scandal that blows away anything we've got. Months after a 17-year-old came forward claiming two footballers slept with her, she released nude photos of players and is threatening to leak tons more. » 12/21/10 11:25am 12/21/10 11:25am

Australian Footballer Tells Gay Athletes To Stay In The Closet

An Australian Rules football star just penned a heartwarming op-ed telling his fellow players that it's really awesome if you're gay and everything—but it would be even more awesome if you kept that to yourself. Like, forever. » 5/20/10 2:00am 5/20/10 2:00am

Victorino Beer Drencher Inspires Fans Around The World

An Australian Rules Footballer was the victim of a copycat beer thrower, no doubt inspired by the Wrigley Field hooligans who doused Phillie Shane Victorino. You mess with the bull, you get a cup of Foster's thrown in your face. » 8/17/09 6:30pm 8/17/09 6:30pm

Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe

How are Australian and American football different? Down Under, the ball is larger, the field is round, and the players don't wear helmets. Any similarities? Well, on both continents, footballers have no problem showing their wang on live TV. » 6/22/09 4:45pm 6/22/09 4:45pm

Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules

The Torquay Tigers football club of Australia raised a few eyebrows with this recent ad for the team's upcoming "All White Night"—a social evening of food, fun, and racial purity. » 4/30/09 5:30pm 4/30/09 5:30pm

Humor Is Different In Australia, Apparently.


These two fellers are Central Coast Mariners, which is apparently an Australian Rules Football team. Shockingly, for Australians, they have somewhat, uh, a little trouble in the racial department. That guy on the right is in blackface. Really bad blackface, but blackface nevertheless. You think that's bad? You … » 2/26/08 3:00pm 2/26/08 3:00pm

Time For Another Episode Of 'Not Safe For Work Theater'


Crikey. Do not play this video with the sound up if you're even thinking of having children in the near future. But if you're going to be playing in an important Australian Rules Football match later today, then pay attention. I'm fired up, and I don't even know what he's talking about! » 1/30/08 5:01pm 1/30/08 5:01pm