While this is all well and good, I think we need more posts about Austrian Rules Football. What zany escapades has Robert Lunn been up to these past 2 weeks?
Now that I've had to think about Cheesy Beef Melts and GG Allin, almost at the same time, I'm about as grossed out as I can get. I'm off before I get pushed over the edge.
@Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I'm going to be blunt. Only one of those would get anywhere near my mouth, and it doesn't rhyme with "sleazy reef belt."
Taco Bell is grosser than gross. So gross it broke my haiku form.
08/18/09
Less expensive than the A2M entry rights.
08/17/09
08/17/09
06/22/09
06/22/09
06/22/09
06/22/09
06/22/09
06/22/09
Where beer does flow and men chunder
06/22/09
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05/01/09
05/01/09
I am so tired
I'm dead like GG Allin
Get drunk on my grave
night everyone
05/01/09
Is like gross flaccid penis:
It's messy and soft.
05/01/09
Try mine it's better
Let's just say it's called Arby's
Home of Horsey Sauce
05/01/09
Stop w/ Taco Bell
You are making me hungry
I have pinapples
05/01/09
Taco Bell is grosser than gross. So gross it broke my haiku form.
05/01/09
05/01/09
05/01/09
I am human
I have base needs just like you
Don't judge me for it
05/01/09
05/01/09
In the form of bad haikus
He's masturbating
05/01/09
I am so happy
That my name isn't taken
From a old Nick show.
05/01/09
Arizona coach?
He has a similar name
Sa Lute Your Shorts
05/01/09
I am really glad
I don't have dumb ideas
Like your sad cop show
05/01/09
05/01/09
At least it wasn't
Nick-at-Knight. You'd be ducking
fucking flying chairs.
05/01/09
Thanks to all of you
I am a haiku junkie
Off to find a vein
05/01/09
You have saddened me
With your put down of my art
You are lead villain
05/01/09
Deadspin Detectives
Not best, which agency is?
Prometheus Found
05/01/09
This is a bad lie
You bumbling fools are bad
We solve better crimes
05/01/09
05/01/09
Don't be sad Shakey
I said that I would fuck you
Beef's w/ CoolHWhip
05/01/09
That claim is bull shit
We use literary puns
Cry emo kid cry
05/01/09
Well this is good news
You are hereby forgiven
CoolHwhip smells like pigs
NIGHT EVERYONE.
05/01/09
Just like a fat kid needs cake.
Someone sex me, please?
05/01/09
/obligatory
/shows self out
05/01/09
You have a huge dick?
Reminds me of Taco Bell
Cheesy Beefy Melt.
05/01/09
Quite interesting
jgaugust hates haikus
closet racism?
05/01/09
I love Taco Bell
But I don't want to eat dick
It's complicated