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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    08/18/09

    In reply to Victorino Beer Drencher Inspires Fans Around The World
    Victorian-based Lions Membership with AFL entry rights

    Less expensive than the A2M entry rights.
     Reply
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    08/17/09

    In reply to Victorino Beer Drencher Inspires Fans Around The World
    I remember when Aussie sports used to be about the group sex. This is just sad.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/17/09

    In reply to Victorino Beer Drencher Inspires Fans Around The World
    The beer-tosser then furiously looked for someone younger and better to throw the beer on, since Brad Johnson has no upside.
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/22/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe
    Orchard merely trying to show off his Hardware Supply
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/22/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe
    If unnecessarily taking your pants off is considered "willing to go that extra mile," then call me Marco Polo.
     Reply
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    06/22/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe
    While this is all well and good, I think we need more posts about Austrian Rules Football. What zany escapades has Robert Lunn been up to these past 2 weeks?
     Reply
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/22/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: Apologizing to his sister, repeatedly.
     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/22/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe
    Tim Orchard: No twig, all berries.
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/22/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe
    Here comes the wang from Down Under
    Where beer does flow and men chunder
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    06/22/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Finds Its Visanthe Shiancoe
    If you click more than 2 links trying to find the video it means your gay.
     Reply
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/22/09

    @Fatty_B: When are you coming to pick him up?
     Reply
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Now that I've had to think about Cheesy Beef Melts and GG Allin, almost at the same time, I'm about as grossed out as I can get. I'm off before I get pushed over the edge.
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Alright, I gotta work at 10:30 tomorrow, which is like sunrise for non-degenerates. Sooooo,


    I am so tired

    I'm dead like GG Allin

    Get drunk on my grave


    night everyone

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Cheesy Beefy Melt

    Is like gross flaccid penis:

    It's messy and soft.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!:


    Try mine it's better

    Let's just say it's called Arby's

    Home of Horsey Sauce

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!:
    Stop w/ Taco Bell
    You are making me hungry
    I have pinapples
     Reply
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I'm going to be blunt. Only one of those would get anywhere near my mouth, and it doesn't rhyme with "sleazy reef belt."

    Taco Bell is grosser than gross. So gross it broke my haiku form.
     Reply
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    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Two sex related haikus Marissa? Is there something you need to tell us?
     Reply
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust: She's horny. Go figure.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust:
    I am human
    I have base needs just like you
    Don't judge me for it
     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: excuse me? Taco Bell dick?
     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    CoolHWhip judges
    In the form of bad haikus
    He's masturbating
     Reply
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:


    I am so happy

    That my name isn't taken

    From a old Nick show.

     Reply
    CoolHwhip was starred CoolHwhip was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @CoolHwhip:


    Arizona coach?

    He has a similar name

    Sa Lute Your Shorts

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @CoolHwhip:
    I am really glad
    I don't have dumb ideas
    Like your sad cop show
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @Karlifornia: well, fuck me
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    @Karlifornia:

    At least it wasn't

    Nick-at-Knight. You'd be ducking

    fucking flying chairs.
     Reply
    Ailanthus-altissima was starred Ailanthus-altissima was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima:

    Thanks to all of you

    I am a haiku junkie

    Off to find a vein
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:

    You have saddened me

    With your put down of my art

    You are lead villain
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy:
    Deadspin Detectives
    Not best, which agency is?
    Prometheus Found
     Reply
    Chuck Knoblockhead was starred Chuck Knoblockhead was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead:


    This is a bad lie

    You bumbling fools are bad

    We solve better crimes

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy: FUCK! I used bad twice. My proofreading skills have passed with the night. I'll stop now. G'Night DUAN.
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy:
    Don't be sad Shakey
    I said that I would fuck you
    Beef's w/ CoolHWhip
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy:
    That claim is bull shit
    We use literary puns
    Cry emo kid cry
     Reply
    Chuck Knoblockhead was starred Chuck Knoblockhead was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:

    Well this is good news

    You are hereby forgiven

    CoolHwhip smells like pigs


    NIGHT EVERYONE.

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    I really need sex

    Just like a fat kid needs cake.

    Someone sex me, please?
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Who wants to sex Mutombo?


    /obligatory

    /shows self out

     Reply
    jgaugust was starred jgaugust was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust:

    You have a huge dick?

    Reminds me of Taco Bell

    Cheesy Beefy Melt.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust:


    Quite interesting

    jgaugust hates haikus

    closet racism?

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!:
    I love Taco Bell
    But I don't want to eat dick
    It's complicated
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
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