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Mon Nov 16
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04/17/09
04/17/09
5. Brains
4. Brains
3. Brains
2. Erin Andrews
1. Brains"
04/17/09
Don't they know you're only supposed to write into DUAN when you're wasted?
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By last tally - 842 Hot Pockets.
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And the Buffalo Bills continue to kill my soul via 1,000 paper cuts by trading Jason Peters to the Eagles for the 28th, 4th round and a 2010 pick.
/TJ
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/head asplode
01/30/09
...aw, who am I kidding, I'm the only person here who gives a crap about televised golf.
01/30/09
Untrue, my man.
It's true - Johnny does indeed have some insight, seeing how he played on tour. In fact, he shot at 62 at Oakmont in the Open. A fact he will pound into your skull as evidence of his superiority to all creatures. He's also not afraid to recite as gospel golf "truths" that are total bunk and refuted by folks smarter than I. (IE hit 3 wood, not driver on a narrow hole.
David Feherty on the other hand - he brings the goods.
01/30/09
-Walt Whitman
Leaves Of Grass
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You should double check it then.