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    Georges St. Pierre's Big Win Brought To You By Vaseline?

    Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
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    02/01/09

    In reply to Georges St. Pierre's Big Win Brought To You By Vaseline?
    BJ got knocked around so much he thought he had flashbacks of seeing STP on the Purple tour.
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    02/01/09

    @Rainbow Bright: Georges St. Pierre used the Vasoline to bring the Meatplow and in the meantime made a Pretty Penny.
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    02/01/09

    @Business_Socks: with all of his complaining, Penn just sounds like a Sour Girl.
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    02/01/09

    In reply to Georges St. Pierre's Big Win Brought To You By Vaseline?
    Are you implying that Vaseline helped GSP mount Penn and use ground-and-pound, or that it helped GSP take Penn's back and attempt a rear naked choke? Seriously, did the properties of Vaseline hurt the chances of BJ?
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    02/01/09

    Not sure@Monchhichi Rodriguez: Not sure, but I think the idea is that GSP put Vaseline on his own (GSP's) back...which would make it very difficult to grab/wrestle him. Kind of like how O linemen would spray their jerseys with Pam.
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    Image of Vajayjay Mariotti Vajayjay Mariotti
    02/01/09

    @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Um...comedy pyramid, not literal workings of wrestling. Work with us here.
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    02/01/09

    @Vajayjay Mariotti: Actually, Monchhichi posed a question at the end of his post which Fiddling made an attempt to answer.


    But if it's a comedy pyramid you want then keep posting from your Facebook account.

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    Image of Vajayjay Mariotti Vajayjay Mariotti
    02/01/09

    @Business_Socks: Well, since the Vaseline was on the back of GSP's neck, then it could barely be of assistance to ground and pound or a rear naked choke hold on the OTHER fighter. So I made the logical assumption that the last "Seriously" was not, in fact serious: Vaseline does usally hurt the chances of a BJ.


    His questions seemed facetious, and Deadspin is a humor sports site. My apologies for not realizing we were supposed to answer sports questions literally, since other FBers usually get teabagged by the regulars for being literal.

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    02/01/09

    @Vajayjay Mariotti: Note to self: stop using the word "Seriously" when asking facetious questions. You are not Seinfeld, dickhead.
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    02/02/09

    @Monchhichi Rodriguez: ooooh burn
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    02/02/09

    @HochuliApology:
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    02/01/09

    In reply to Georges St. Pierre's Big Win Brought To You By Vaseline?
    I don't know how a post containing B.J.'s, Vasoline, and a guy named Georges St. Pierre can be any gayer.
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    02/01/09

    @Business_Socks: -1 to me for being too lazy and hungover to check previous comments. +1 to beer.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/01/09

    In reply to Georges St. Pierre's Big Win Brought To You By Vaseline?
    Certainly the first time Vaseline has ever been used to make a rough beating go smoother.
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    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
    Once again, Charles fails to shock me, and makes me love him a little bit more.
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    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
    [www.centsports.com]


    free sports betting

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    01/01/09

    @Matt Ver Bust: Pete Gaines, cleanup in aisle 1. Paging Pete Gaines, cleanup in aisle 1.
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    01/01/09

    In reply to Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
    Only you, Charles.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
    Wow. Barkley: Shut Up and Jam! takes on a whole new meaning.


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    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
    Eugene Robinson now wishes he could have just gotten a DUI.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
    What do you mean this is no way to start your political career? He's lifting the script from Bill Clinton's life.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
    Jesus. We need to use that girl in the war on Terror.


    Can you even imagine how many blowjobs Charles Barkley's received over the years? If she's the very best then she needs to be a secret asset. She needs to be teleported into dangerous areas and negotiate peace settlements.


    If Vin Diesel can be a CIA asset, this girl can make a difference in Gaza. The real XXX, like Barbara Bach.

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