American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies

Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing… » 1/19/15 12:58pm 1/19/15 12:58pm

Angry Baby Royals Fan Mean-Mugs Tigers Fan, Gives Her The Finger

Fans were really out of control this weekend. Brawls all over the place, and this mean-ass was being a jerk to this lady. Our tipster says he's a Royals fan, and he's unhappy with the Tigers fan back there. The Royals lost two of three to the Tigers at home this weekend, though, so you can suck it, Royals baby. » 9/22/14 2:14pm 9/22/14 2:14pm

Pittsburgh Babies Born Into Life Of Indentured Pirates Fandom

There is every possibility that this playoff appearance isn't a fluke, that a Pirates dynasty could be in the making. Perhaps one day you will resent these children with the vitriol reserved for Yankees, Heat, and United fans. Or perhaps, like a generation of Yinzers before them, they have emerged from the safety of… » 10/04/13 5:00pm 10/04/13 5:00pm