American Sniper Promotes Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Babies

Much has been made of American Sniper, the Oscar-nominated, Clint Eastwood smash about a Navy SEAL with boy-band good looks and the cunning mind of a serial killer. But thus far obscured in the meditative pieces from media thought leaders about "the thrilling anticipation of gunplay" and how it is "doing amazing… » 1/19/15 12:58pm 1/19/15 12:58pm

LeBron James's Silly Baby Wouldn't Go To Sleep Last Night

LeBron James's daughter was born in October, and that means LeBron has to be on early morning baby duty when he's at home, just like every other poor schmuck in America who has a baby. » 11/13/14 11:12am 11/13/14 11:12am

Angry Baby Royals Fan Mean-Mugs Tigers Fan, Gives Her The Finger

Fans were really out of control this weekend. Brawls all over the place, and this mean-ass was being a jerk to this lady. Our tipster says he's a Royals fan, and he's unhappy with the Tigers fan back there. The Royals lost two of three to the Tigers at home this weekend, though, so you can suck it, Royals baby. » 9/22/14 2:14pm 9/22/14 2:14pm

Now This Is How You Terrify Babies

That Time My Job Involved Tossing Dead Babies Into a Crematory

The nightmare revealer of madness unknown,
Of fetuses cooked for the Satanists' feast,
Old witches look on as a baby reveals,
A stretch of her leg to the lust of the Beast.
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Drowsy Baby Too Tired To Watch Blue Jays Get Blown Out

It's OK, little Blue Jays baby. We understand if you're tuckered out. You had an exhausting day that presumably included eating, keeping your head upright, and screaming. Besides, the Blue Jays aren't going to pull off a 13-run comeback. It's the eighth inning. Go to sleep. » 7/22/14 4:14pm 7/22/14 4:14pm

If This Is Wil Nieves's Tinder Profile, He Has A Funny Pickup Method

Via Zoo With Roy, someone spotted a Tinder user on Tuesday night using the photo of Phillies backup catcher Wil Nieves—and his daughter. » 4/24/14 5:11pm 4/24/14 5:11pm

Babies trying lemons for the first time in slow motion

Someone got a brilliant idea: Let's give babies lemon wedges for the first time— just like every single parent does in the privacy of their home—and record their reaction in slow motion so the entire world can laugh and go aaaaawwwwwww at the same time. » 4/06/14 2:49pm 4/06/14 2:49pm

Ben Roethlisberger Spawned Again

Tony Romo wasn't the only NFL quarterback to spawn this week. Steelers signal-caller Ben Roethlisberger and his wife Ashley had a girl named Baylee early Wednesday morning. » 3/19/14 11:59pm 3/19/14 11:59pm

Which Sports Baby Is The Best Sports Baby?

This is video of two-year-old Kahlei Stone-Kelly, just zooming around on a skateboard in his diaper like he was a grown man instead of a baby. (He's gone "viral," as those in the know might say.) We were all set to name Kahlei sports baby of the day, but a challenger-baby suddenly emerged: » 1/28/14 4:03pm 1/28/14 4:03pm

A List Of Baby Names Better Than "Krimson Tyde"

A couple in Alabama named their newborn boy "Krimson Tyde." In case you couldn't figure it out from their kid's name, they're big Bama fans. » 12/30/13 12:54pm 12/30/13 12:54pm

Z-Bo Had A Little Z-Bo

Zach Randolph exited last night's Grizzlies game against the Pelicans after eight minutes, when he got word that his fiancée had gone into labor. Mother and child are healthy after the birth of a 7-pound, 4-ounce son (only 250 pounds or so to go). This is the actual player report that teams have to submit to media… » 11/07/13 10:16am 11/07/13 10:16am

We Want Your Halloween Sports Babies

Baby Andy Reid was awesome, but do you think you can do better? In the spirit of Halloween, we'd like to see your children dressed up as someone from the world of sports. If you still have a photo of yourself as a child dressed up like a sports figure, that will also be acceptable. » 10/29/13 9:32pm 10/29/13 9:32pm

Pittsburgh Babies Born Into Life Of Indentured Pirates Fandom

There is every possibility that this playoff appearance isn't a fluke, that a Pirates dynasty could be in the making. Perhaps one day you will resent these children with the vitriol reserved for Yankees, Heat, and United fans. Or perhaps, like a generation of Yinzers before them, they have emerged from the safety of… » 10/04/13 5:00pm 10/04/13 5:00pm

Baby Unimpressed By Randy Moss

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