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Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless

One of the reasons I don't attend many minor league baseball games in Tennessee: All the drunken babies. It's the Chattanooga Lookouts' popular Half Price Beer Night For Babies promotion, in which anyone two or younger can get completely hammered under the close supervision of team mascot Looie the Lookout (foreground). Suddenly Britney Spears doesn't look like such a bad parent, eh? If you like your babies with starter Mohawks and raucously intoxicated, then enjoy more in the video after the jump. More »

10:00 AM on Wed May 7 2008
By rickchand
9,595 views, 73 comments

Latest by lilwillie: Every parent has had a picture with the kid and a beer in his hand. The key is to teach them to go to the fridge and pull the right one out when you need another. "Hey boy, dad needs another more »

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Travis Henry Is One Stoned Strategist

Travis Henry has long since shown his particular skill at innovation, siring seven children with seven women, which is not easy to do even if you are trying. And now he's dealing with the positive drug test the NFL made him take by suing the NFL. More »

1:05 PM on Fri Oct 5 2007
By Leitch
5,736 views, 48 comments

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Calipari Is Already Out There Recruiting

You know, it's one thing when puppies lick out of water bowls on a football field. That's cute, because they're puppies, and they won't grow up to resent their parents. More »

5:00 PM on Mon Mar 19 2007
By Leitch
1,259 views, 55 comments

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Ben Affleck Wants To Brainwash Your Baby

Anyone who has seen Daredevil — or anything, really — knows that a new Ben Affleck video is cause for genuine concern. But this news is even more terrible than you might imagine; it seems that the rabid Red Sox enthusiast is after your baby. More »

2:30 PM on Wed Mar 14 2007
By rickchand
2,835 views, 102 comments

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Hey, How Come All We Got Was A Team Ghana Keychain?

German hospitals are reporting a huge upsurge in maternity reservations for the month of April, which happens to be nine months after the 2006 World Cup was hosted in that country. Give us a minute while we figure out what's going on. More »

3:15 PM on Wed Feb 14 2007
By rickchand
143 views, 52 comments