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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    08/01/09

    In reply to Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like This
    Pareene? Holy shit, now we've got a former Wonkette writing Deadspin?

    I'm looking forward to the upcoming article on ESPN's planned Extreme Assfucking Games.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/01/09

    In reply to Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like This
    I grew up in Minnesota, which means everyone I've ever rooted for has been a loser

    True, but at least all the women are strong, and all the children are above average.
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    08/01/09

    In reply to Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like This
    Well I for one am glad someone saw the Mekons.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    08/01/09

    In reply to Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like This
    Alex, Kirby Puckett beat his wife and is therefore, by definition, also a loser.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/01/09

    In reply to Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like This
    Call me when there is sperm from a Ben Vereen look-alike.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/20/09

    In reply to Meet Tebow Sanford Crumley
    No pressure, kid.
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    02/20/09

    In reply to Meet Tebow Sanford Crumley
    But he gave him the middle name of UGA's stadium.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    02/20/09

    In reply to Meet Tebow Sanford Crumley
    Don't worry, Weurffel Brimford will be there to protect him.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02/20/09

    In reply to Meet Tebow Sanford Crumley
    If he wanted to name his kid after Tebow he should have named him Concrete Cyanide.


    Also, this guy might have issues since he named his first kid, Buckminster.


    /no f'ing joke

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    02/20/09

    He actually named him Fuller and luckily will be home-schooled.
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    02/20/09

    In reply to Meet Tebow Sanford Crumley
    The most incredible part was when he circumcised himself..
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