Enter your username and password.
-
posts about #backbackbackback more →
Chris Berman And The Home Run Derby: Deadspin I-Team Looks Back, Back, Back, Back
| posts about #backbackbackback more → |
Chris Berman And The Home Run Derby: Deadspin I-Team Looks Back, Back, Back, Back |
07/13/09
/Part-time grammar nerd
//Berman joke
07/13/09
07/13/09
07/13/09
Now we are engaged in a great civil discourse, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great baseball-field of that discourse. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their ear drums and patience that that rational fan might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The strong men who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored fallen rational fans we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these now-defeated shall not have been defeated in vain -- that this baseball nation, under God, shall have a new birth of cliche-free discourse -- and that rational baseball talk of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
07/13/09
07/13/09
07/13/09
07/13/09
07/13/09
07/13/09
Quite true, professor. I still remember Ajou Ajou Deng, even though I hated him.
07/13/09
The millions of dollars that I've spent on Toyota products since the 'Saved By Zero' campaign beg to differ.
07/13/09
Way too fucking often.
07/13/09
"Now, if you're feeling a wee bit ashamed, or embarrassed, just remember to tell yourself that the sheep undoubtedly enjoyed it as much as you did."
07/13/09
07/13/09
07/13/09