Free Cars In Cleveland This Week If The Browns Secure A Shutout That…

The deal from Bill Doraty's car dealership in Medina, Ohio, goes like this: Buy a KIA this week, and if the Browns shut out the Steelers on Sunday, it's free. The Steelers have won 21 of their last 23 games against the Browns. No team has shut the Steelers out since 2006. The Browns last blanked Pittsburgh in 1989.… » 12/30/11 3:15pm 12/30/11 3:15pm

There's Finally Proof That Laundry Detergent Is An Effective Lubricant

"At about 6 a.m., a groundskeeper of Blue Rock Springs Park heard a man screaming when he arrived at work. He then called the police to investigate. Upon arrival, police found a 21-year-old man stuck in a child's swing, which has two leg holes. The man told police that he had been stuck in the swing since 9 p.m. Friday … » 10/25/11 10:00pm 10/25/11 10:00pm

Great Moments In Gambling: Cleveland Seagulls Cost Man His House

Betting on a mid-June AL Central baseball game seems like a brilliant path to financial freedom, but believe it or not, there are dangers. Like a flock of birds attacking Coco Crisp and costing you a $38,000 payday. » 6/16/09 4:30pm 6/16/09 4:30pm

Message From the Guest Editor: Checking In

Okay, listen up, douchebags: I don't like you and you don't like me. But thanks to some of the sloppiest play we've seen in World Series baseball since the Marlins beat the Indians we're stuck with each other for the next twelve posts. My name is Balk, and I'm an editor over there at Gawker, a site focused on New York… » 10/31/06 9:15am 10/31/06 9:15am