Free Cars In Cleveland This Week If The Browns Secure A Shutout That Will Never Happen

The deal from Bill Doraty's car dealership in Medina, Ohio, goes like this: Buy a KIA this week, and if the Browns shut out the Steelers on Sunday, it's free. The Steelers have won 21 of their last 23 games against the Browns. No team has shut the Steelers out since 2006. The Browns last blanked Pittsburgh in 1989.… » 12/30/11 3:15pm 12/30/11 3:15pm

There's Finally Proof That Laundry Detergent Is An Effective Lubricant

"At about 6 a.m., a groundskeeper of Blue Rock Springs Park heard a man screaming when he arrived at work. He then called the police to investigate. Upon arrival, police found a 21-year-old man stuck in a child's swing, which has two leg holes. The man told police that he had been stuck in the swing since 9 p.m.… » 10/25/11 10:00pm 10/25/11 10:00pm

Message From the Guest Editor: Checking Out

So last night I psyched myself up for this task and came up with a little arc about how the day was gonna go: We'd start off as enemies, you mocking me relentlessly, me crying into my seventeen iced coffees as I frantically tried to provide content for two sites at once. But surely, I thought, as the day wore on, we'd… » 10/31/06 4:45pm 10/31/06 4:45pm