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But he was only driving a couple miles, and on roads he knows like the back of his hand!
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He should hire his son as his nba assistant coach. Its alot easier to be a helicopter parent if his office is next to yours.
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And I have never scored
My room's on the second floor
You've heard of my dad before
If you see coach drunk late at night
Gets in his car, forgets the lights
Just call the cops okay?
Just call the cops okay?
Then I'll get to play.
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I guess he's not very familiar with the Old Testament.
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It's one of those two things.
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