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    David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All

    A Night On The Town With Alex Rios

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    For shame. This is not what the inventor of the railing had in mind-- he wanted his invention to bring peace and order to a chaotic world!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/28/09

    @Stev D: U.S. Patent No. 56,710 to Mr. Cheswick A. Herterfordshire, Esq, being for An Apparatus Constructed Of Unyielding Materiele, For The Purpose of Restraining the Wantonne and Reckless Revelrie of Spectators at Great Contestes of Sporte.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    Ryan Dempster finds this "safety of the railing" talk pretty inflammatory.
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    "One of them, wearing an England kit"

    I ordered a great England kit in the mail once. It contained some dentures, a bowler hat, teacup, tip chart, and a Mr Bean box set.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All

    ...
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    Be clever. Be amusing. For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing. Making a player laugh would be way more distracting than making them angry. There's no need to be cruel/offensive/racist. Most of all, don't make threats. Because you know you can't back them up.

    Or else the heckling ninjas will make sure it doesn't happen again, or some dude dressed as a robot will stand behind you yelling ERROR! FAIL!
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing.

    So I shouldn't arrive at batting practice and yell "First!!!!1!!1!"?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    You know, the kind of things you would never say in front of your mother.

    My mother is an alcoholic soccer hooligan in rural England. Thanks for reminding me.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/28/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: "Son, yew eat that burger like a wee doss cunt! I'm ashamed ye came out of me fanny!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    Be clever. Be amusing. For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing.

    Hey Dash, why don't you come and say that to my fucking face, you fucking candy-ass motherfucking cocksucker!!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/28/09

    In reply to David Beckham's Hecklers Not So Tough After All
    You know, the kind of things you would never say in front of your mother.

    I love you?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/28/09

    @Hatey McLife: Do you want me to pull out?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/28/09

    @Weed Against Speed: I'm thinking of working for Governor Sanford?
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    07/28/09

    @Hatey McLife: Is dad bigger than me?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/28/09

    @Hatey McLife: Of course I'll pay your nursing home bills?
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    07/28/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm leaving med school and blogging for a living
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    Heckler: You forget where you came from!
    Rios: Charity event?
    Heckler: (pause) Lucky guess.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    What an amateur. If you really want to get Rios' attention you need to hide out in his bushes wearing a diaper and ski mask with a duffel bag, mace and KY Jelly.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    I blame it on Rios
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    I'm not saying that he's a bum, but I have no explanation as to why bought an Armani bindle with his signing bonus.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    I thought there was only one way to piss off a Canadian that bad:

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    Would it still be okay if I serenaded him with Duran Duran tunes if I see him out on the street? Because I heard he likes dancing on the sand.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/05/09

    @Weed Against Speed: only if you do it with an endearing karaoke awkwardness. otherwise, if you're too into it then it's just gay.
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