Is That A Caterpillar On Your Forehead Or Is Your Team Still In The Playoffs?

The indefatigable Christmas Ape found the latest fashion craze happening in Baltimore—fake unibrows, in honor of rookie quarterback Joe Flacco. It's actually a charity drive, which is great, because I won't publicly humiliate myself unless it's for a good cause. Or cash. Preferably cash. [Kissing Suzy Kolber] »1/17/09 5:05pm1/17/09 5:05pm

A Baby Name Which Will Cause No Future Embarrassment Whatsoever

When all is said and done, I blame the mom. When your last name is Karr, and dad comes up with the brilliant idea of naming the new baby Chevy, that's when you put your foot down, ladies. And you put it down hard ... on dad's genitals while he's sleeping, if necessary. And if he still insists, then you take the kids… »7/17/07 12:35pm7/17/07 12:35pm