@Stev D: U.S. Patent No. 56,710 to Mr. Cheswick A. Herterfordshire, Esq, being for An Apparatus Constructed Of Unyielding Materiele, For The Purpose of Restraining the Wantonne and Reckless Revelrie of Spectators at Great Contestes of Sporte.
Be clever. Be amusing. For real amusing, not just internet comment amusing. Making a player laugh would be way more distracting than making them angry. There's no need to be cruel/offensive/racist. Most of all, don't make threats. Because you know you can't back them up.
Or else the heckling ninjas will make sure it doesn't happen again, or some dude dressed as a robot will stand behind you yelling ERROR! FAIL!
What an amateur. If you really want to get Rios' attention you need to hide out in his bushes wearing a diaper and ski mask with a duffel bag, mace and KY Jelly.
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I ordered a great England kit in the mail once. It contained some dentures, a bowler hat, teacup, tip chart, and a Mr Bean box set.
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Or else the heckling ninjas will make sure it doesn't happen again, or some dude dressed as a robot will stand behind you yelling ERROR! FAIL!
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So I shouldn't arrive at batting practice and yell "First!!!!1!!1!"?
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My mother is an alcoholic soccer hooligan in rural England. Thanks for reminding me.
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Hey Dash, why don't you come and say that to my fucking face, you fucking candy-ass motherfucking cocksucker!!
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I love you?
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Rios: Charity event?
Heckler: (pause) Lucky guess.
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