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    The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    The dinosaur had to then catch a flight to start at centre for the Toronto Raptors that night.
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    Image of Hank the Rapper Hank the Rapper
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    Give that dinosaur a couple years in the minors, and he'll develop into an impressive slugger who Leitch wants to have tender man-love with.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/06/09

    @Hank the Rapper: He'll change his name from "Tyranosaurus" to "Ty".
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    Can a pitching mound catch herpes?


    Domo arigato, Ms. Carey.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/06/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: I'd like to catch her herpes!


    Wait...

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    His arms look like Jim Abbot's.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    Rule of thumb: Don't offend what can eat you.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    The dodgers bring their Stegosaurus to every game for good luck. They like to call him "Tommy".
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    Lemme guess, Was (Not Was) sang "Take Me Out to the Ballgame", right?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    You laugh, but that dinosaur's tiny little arms once pummeled Robin Ventura.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    Carl Everett is all fucked up in the head now after seeing that video.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    Pitch, you stupid fucking Dinosaur, Pitch!!
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    Image of MaverickTugboatCaptain MaverickTugboatCaptain
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    Run you stupid fucking dinosaur, run!
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    04/06/09

    @MaverickTugboatCaptain: Thank god somebody around here remembers the classics. Also, well played, ClintonPortishead.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/06/09

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    Is that any worse than Aaron Heilman?
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches Of All Time
    I'm sorry Dash, I'm not one to be a stickler for proper spelling or grammar, but this is just too egregious. I'm pretty sure "greatest" isn't spelled W-O-R-S-T.
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