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Ayanna Pressley wins pastries from Ilhan Omar in Boston-Minnesota hockey betAyanna Pressley is, as we’re led to believe they say where she’s from, wicked smart....

Cynthia Nixon's Bagel Order Is FineWere you thinking pizza lumbered down the mountainside, fully formed? That the ancients plucked gyros from the surf and ate them whole? I bring news. That’s not how it happened....

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Mathematician Uses Bagel To Prove That He's Kind Of A Dingus

What in the hell. What in the god damn hell....

Brooklyn Bagels (There's Something In The Water)

Happiness is this:...

NCAA Takes A Good Long Look At Its Rules, Decides To Maybe Allow Student-Athletes To Put Spread On Their Bagels

The NCAA has released their proposed legislation for 2011-2012, a list of bylaw additions and alterations proposed by member conferences. Some are important; others are less so, and they'll all be voted on at the Board of Directors meeting next year, and could go into effect next summer....

NCAA Bans Improper Spreads And Jams

George Mason coach Jim Larranaga reports that NCAA rules allow him to provide free bagels to his players, but butter and cream cheese would be a violation. Now that's meshuggah! [Twitter, via Brooks]...