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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    03:18 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    Can't standja... can't standja... #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    02:41 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    About halfway through the season, we are playing a game at our home field

    When I was in fourth grade, all the teams played at the same two fields. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02:17 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    "make a decision right now! Football....or God?"

    The very last practice we manage to carry him 20 yards before we collapse.

    Yeah, but how many sets of footprints were there? #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    02:14 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    "FIFTY HOT ONES COMIN' AT YA!"

    This is why Al Green always bathes with the bathroom door locked. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02:10 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    I enjoyed the first story, but methinks we need a group html joke lesson round these parts... #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    02:10 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    Further proof that little league, Pop Warner, and other youth league coaches are the worst people in the world. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02:00 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    I played on a travel baseball team as a kid. Our star player was our pitcher (also our best hitter) and his dad was our head coach.

    Anyway, we became known as the team whose coach would yell at his son during the games (again, his son was by far our best player) to the point that he would cry. Full on bawling. He'd be on the mound with a full face of tears as the kid at the plate prayed that he could see through the salt water since he threw absolute gas for a 10-year old kid.

    He ended up playing some college baseball and getting drafted by the Diamondbacks, played in the minors for a few years before retiring and going to med school (I think).

    As an aside, Geddy Lee was the parent of another kid on the team and occasionally coached third base. Can't believe my parents didn't force me to stay friends with his son. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02:14 PM

    @Kid Canada: You know what they say, be cool or be cast out. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02:22 PM

    @Kid Canada: They didn't want to bother him, he's just a working man #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04:33 PM

    @Artie Fufkin: Part of living in the limelight. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    01:56 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    50 HOT ONES COMIN' AT YA!

    Someone's been reading the Amadou Diallo trial transcript. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02:12 PM

    @ArkansasFred: +1 #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    11/14/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    9. "Are you still doing cocaine?"

    Isn't that how guys like us find wives in the first place? #fksfridays
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    Image of maraxusofk maraxusofk
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    The is leading cause of divorce is marriage. #fksfridays
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    My dad says divorces cost more than weddings, but they're worth it. #fksfridays
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Divorce is HIGHLY underrated.

    /mine was just finalized!
    /cum-guzzling road whore
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/13/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: You just stopped being a cum-guzzling road whore? What changed your mind? #fksfridays
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Roseanne: Do you want a dog?

    Tom: Uh... I think one in our household is enough.

    Roseanne: Are you referring to my hideous looks, or the fact you spend 10 hours a day trying to lick your own balls?

    [Warning: You may want to grab a trash-can for this. Nightmare Fuel ahead.]

    Tom: I'm sorry. Let me go down on you. #fksfridays
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/13/09

    @DirkToberFest: That's the best use of bolded text I've seen all day. #fksfridays
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Do you lose more than $500 a year gambling?

    What if I do, but also heroically break up casino fights?

    -Tim Floyd #fksfridays
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Silly Drew, you know Sarah doesn't read your crap. #fksfridays
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    Image of Sarah Schorno Sarah Schorno
    11/13/09

    @KOGOD: That tag should read #jackhasnochoiceandthereforethesequestion... #fksfridays
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