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    The Night The Boos Died

    You may be big NFL fan. You may be a big NBA fan. We all have our favorite sports. But, after last night, you’d be hard-pressed to argue that ANY sport ends its season in more memorable fashion than baseball. More »

    9:15 AM on Thu Oct 30 2008
    By Drew Magary
    8,142 views, 87 comments

    Most discussed stealofthedraft: Soccer has penalty shootouts... /ducks more »

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    Ten Yards Of Awkwardness With Chris Cooley


    Drew Magary’s Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK.

    When we started KSK two years ago, I did a series of phony interviews called 10 Yards Of Awkwardness, where I “asked” various players retarded questions and then had them give non-answers. It was fun, but I’ve always wanted to find a real player to give me real non-answers to my fusillade of blithering idiocy.

    And I’m pleased to say I’ve finally found one. Kind of. It’s Redskins All-Pro tight end, part-time blogger, and full-time hotpants wearer Chris Cooley, who is fast becoming the NFL’s answer to Gilbert Arenas. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Aug 28 2008
    By Drew Magary
    24,534 views, 113 comments

    Most discussed Barry Lutz: What do they call a place where nuns live? Is that a nunnery? No, convent. more »

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    Mandatory Sports Buttbuddy Restraining Orders (Featuring A Vicious Correction To Norby)


    Drew Magary’s Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK.

    NFL insider and handy whipping post Peter King drew the ire of Jets fans this week when he took them to task for not showing up in droves for the team’s preseason opener, which was Brett “This Darn Playbook’s Makin’ My Brain Hurt!” Favre’s debut in a Jets uniform. (Warning: Pleasantly NSFW image after the jump) More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Aug 21 2008
    By Drew Magary
    17,531 views, 112 comments

    Latest by Sandy Magic Jackson: Thanks to 289 for the photoshop. And thanks to Dr. Chris Redsome of Encino for the tits. more »

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    The Balls Deep Hater’s Guide To The Top 25


    Drew Magary’s Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK.

    I may be someone who prefers the NFL to college football when push comes to shove (though I really like watching both quite a bit). But even I can’t argue that, when it comes to true, unrelenting, passionate hatred, college football has the NFL beat, hands down. I fucking hate the Green Bay Packers, but my hatred of those northern Wisconsin shitdiggers and their slovenly mongoloid fanbase is nothing compared to the festering revulsion most college fans have for other college programs. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Aug 14 2008
    By Drew Magary
    77,042 views, 180 comments

    Latest by McSwollenvich: In and Out burger will never be the same. Thanks. more »

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    FEEL THE EXCITEMENT! The Balls Deep 2008 Fantasy Football Preview!


    Drew Magary’s Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK.

    If there is one saving grace about August, which is a fucking hot waste of a month, it is that August is the month in which we begin to prepare for the delight that is fall. We buy school supplies. We leaf through fall TV and movie previews (Pacino! DeNiro! Together! Three decades too late!). We buy fall clothing. I know I love heading out to Old Navy, picking out two new shirts, getting excited about wearing them, and then growing sick to death of them within a week. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
    By Drew Magary
    21,037 views, 126 comments

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    The Official Communist Party Quick Travel Guide To The 2008 Beijing Olympics


    Drew Magary’s Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK.

    Greetings, roundeye! The Glorious Party of Chairman Mao eagerly awaits your arrival here in Beijing for these Games of the 2008 Summer Olympiad. Our preparations for the Games are now complete. We’d just like to let you know that 4 million construction workers DEFINITELY DID NOT DIE during the construction of the Bird’s Nest. Those cries and shrieks you hear from countless mothers and fathers as you walk down the street are not from grief. They are simply overwhelmed about the fact that the Games will soon arrive at long last. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jul 24 2008
    By Drew Magary
    28,998 views, 121 comments

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    Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator

    Drew Magary’s Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK.

    I’m married with a kid. If you happen to be in a similar predicament, you know that being married with kids acts as a giant Dyson vacuum cleaner on your free time. You have to go to work. You have to commute. You have to run errands. You have to get gas. You have to do chores. You have to pay taxes. You have to do paperwork. You have to do housework. You have to do yardwork. You have to do someotherkindofwork. You have to dress the kid, change the kid, feed the kid, keep the kid occupied, take the kid out, and generally make sure the kid doesn’t go hurtling down the staircase. You have to find three free seconds to go quietly masturbate in the upstairs bathroom.

    And at the end of the day, when you’ve finally managed to do all your goddamn shit, just as you’re ready to breathe a sigh of relief and begin the cathartic movement of lowering your ass onto the couch, it is AUTOMATIC that your wife will say to you:

    “Wait, before you sit down, can you change the laundry?”

    God. Fucking. Dammit. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jul 17 2008
    By Drew Magary
    31,090 views, 247 comments

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    Brett Favre As A Viking And The Importance Of Your One True Hate

    Drew Magary’s Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jul 10 2008
    By Drew Magary
    27,473 views, 209 comments

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    Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown

    Drew Magary’s Balls Deep column runs every Thursday afternoon. Except this week, due to the holiday. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here.

    Hey, it’s the Fourth of July. You may be using the holiday to take this week off, or to take next week off for your summer break. So let’s break the holiday and your summer vacation down, THROWGASM-STYLE. More »

    2:20 PM on Wed Jul 2 2008
    By Drew Magary
    28,035 views, 244 comments

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    Tiger Woods, Barack Obama, Tim Russert And The Primal Urge To Live Through History


    This is BALLS DEEP With Drew Magary (Balls® is a registered trademark and has been used with the expressed written consent of AJ Daulerio). It's gonna be like an SI Point After column, only with dick jokes. Drew's new book, "Men With Balls," featuring 100 percent all-new material, is available here.
    You can email him here.

    I spent most of this past Father’s Day weekend and all of Monday watching Tiger Woods drag himself to victory at the U.S. Open on a busted leg. Monday’s webcast was, in particular, a joy to watch. The long, interstitial shots of the coast during the TV breaks were oddly soothing. I noticed during the coverage that Dan Hicks and Johnny Miller went to great pains to let the audience know just how big of an underdog Rocco Mediate was. He was old! He was ranked really low! He had a bad back! He was abused by lesbian nuns as a child! More »

    2:20 PM on Thu Jun 19 2008
    By Drew Magary
    24,657 views, 315 comments

    Latest by deemirichdumpedme: *roots, not votes. I'm punchy. Bed time now. more »