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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    11/14/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    9. "Are you still doing cocaine?"

    Isn't that how guys like us find wives in the first place? #fksfridays
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    Image of maraxusofk maraxusofk
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    The is leading cause of divorce is marriage. #fksfridays
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    My dad says divorces cost more than weddings, but they're worth it. #fksfridays
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Divorce is HIGHLY underrated.

    /mine was just finalized!
    /cum-guzzling road whore
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/13/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: You just stopped being a cum-guzzling road whore? What changed your mind? #fksfridays
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Roseanne: Do you want a dog?

    Tom: Uh... I think one in our household is enough.

    Roseanne: Are you referring to my hideous looks, or the fact you spend 10 hours a day trying to lick your own balls?

    [Warning: You may want to grab a trash-can for this. Nightmare Fuel ahead.]

    Tom: I'm sorry. Let me go down on you. #fksfridays
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/13/09

    @DirkToberFest: That's the best use of bolded text I've seen all day. #fksfridays
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Do you lose more than $500 a year gambling?

    What if I do, but also heroically break up casino fights?

    -Tim Floyd #fksfridays
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Silly Drew, you know Sarah doesn't read your crap. #fksfridays
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    Image of Sarah Schorno Sarah Schorno
    11/13/09

    @KOGOD: That tag should read #jackhasnochoiceandthereforethesequestion... #fksfridays
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Small disagreement on #10. Have a joint account to pay for the household expenses. Have separate accounts for some of your own personal items so no one feels like they have to explain the $20 for a manicure or in my husband's case, the random money spent on what I think is unneeded hair product. (Seriously, the man has a fucking problem with his curly hair.) Update each other weekly on the balances in the separate accounts so no one is surprised when it comes to budgeting and bill paying. But having everything 100% joined always leads to, "Why the did you spend $3 at 7-11? YOU DON'T NEED SLURPEES."

    Both men and women should ALWAYS ask the following: How much are you going to help with housework? Will you do the dishes? What about the bathroom? Are you grossed out by cleaning the toilet? Will you be grossed out when you see me put on the gloves and clean your shit and my period blood off of the toilet seat? If yes, do you make enough to pay for a maid? How often do you believe in cleaning? Daily? Weekly? Bi-weekly? Most people have different definitions of clean.
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    Image of tekamul tekamul
    11/13/09

    @TheStarterWife: You still maintain separate accounts outside of the joint account? You're not married, you're pre-divorced.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    11/13/09

    @tekamul: You have to have some money to call your own. Everyone works too fucking hard soul sucking jobs to not have a little money to call entirely their own. I've been in relationships where we handled money 100% jointly and. It. Just. Didn't. Work. #fksfridays
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    11/13/09

    @tekamul: I disagree. My wife and I don't have a joint account at all. I pay all the bills, and she gives me money toward those "common" expenses. As long as I'm not late with the bills, she doesn't care if I blew $40 on eBay buying a Jan. 1930 edition of the Official Guide to the Railways. Conversely, as long as she makes her contribution on time, if she wants to hit up Amazon and buy the complete collection of V and Friday the 13th on DVD, she's free to knock herself out.
    We don't hide our account info from each other. Either one of us can quickly look at the other's account if either one of wishes.
    Really, it all depends upon the couple. If each are responsible with money and trust each other completely (this cannot be stressed enough), then there's nothing wrong with separate accounts.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/13/09

    @tekamul: See we never created a real joint account. We just split the bills fairly and pay them. Its worked for us... #fksfridays
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/13/09

    @TheStarterWife: I agree with you on the separate bank accounts question. When I was married I used my own account to pay for things for me, like a new computer. I saved the money, I got to buy myself a new toy. When my ex-wife and I split up, we each had our own bank accounts to fall back on. You have to be a little transparent about it so your spouse knows you're not hiding a fortune, but if you can't be honest with them about your finances maybe you shouldn't be married.

    The cleaning issue is huge. I always thought I was messy, but my ex-wife turned out to be the messy one. We'd go months without cleaning the bathroom or the kitchen. Now my apartment isn't spotless but it's a lot less of a disaster than my ex-wife's. I don't know how she can live with all that clutter. #fksfridays
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    Image of cromartie cromartie
    11/13/09

    @Hustler of Culture: I'm with you on this. We have a joint savings account, but separate checking. My wife (who is in college) pays her own car payment, and the lawn treatment, and I pay the rest.

    This idea that you have to combine checking accounts seems kind of silly.

    on the plus side, I've been married six years and, with no kids and no dog, I've cleaned off close to half this list. #fksfridays
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/13/09

    @TheStarterWife: I definitely go with you on this, my parents have been married going on 34 years and they have 2 separate and 1 joint checking. It's also a really good idea to wait a time period (that you both agree on) before combining credit cards or savings accounts. It's like sharing a bed with someone, you have to feel it out first.

    Everyone needs to have their own cash. If you can't trust your mate with that, you can't trust them with anything, and you shouldn't be married.

    My mom handles just about all the bills in my parents' relationship, while my girlfriend's dad handles all theirs. Do you guys like the one person bill authority, or split it up? #fksfridays
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    11/13/09

    @Juancho: We do it together, so no one is surprised how much the gas bill is, groceries, etc. @When_you_get_the_money_you_get_the_Micah_Hoffpauir: I think there are both men and women looking for "bailouts" and the trick is to avoid them, because really? They're still kids and not ready for life. (I once had a boyfriend who ran to his parents every time he couldn't make his ends meet because he blew his cash on stupid shit. If he couldn't plan for himself there was no way he could plan for a family, so I dumped his needy ass.) #fksfridays
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/13/09

    @TheStarterWife: I look at it this way- What's mine is mine, what's yours is yours. This includes large property, personal debts, etc. Now, when you get married, you can ease into stuff and help each other out (that's where love comes in), especially after you start buying stuff together. But you take care of your own. It's just personal responsibility. #fksfridays
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    Image of EditorOfTheDailyFaberian EditorOfTheDailyFaberian
    11/13/09

    @Juancho: I look at it this way- What's mine is mine, what's yours is yours

    You should probably avoid community property states, then. #fksfridays
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/13/09

    @EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: I'm nowhere near California or Texas, so I'm good. #fksfridays
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    Image of KaiserSoze KaiserSoze
    11/13/09

    @TheStarterWife: Your only choices are: Daily, Weekly & Bi-weekly.... which begs the question, If I say I only do it once a year (Spring cleaning), does that mean you wont marry me ? #fksfridays
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    11/15/09

    @KaiserSoze: Yick. #fksfridays
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    11. Why is the shed always locked?

    12. Why do you frequently purchase industrial quantities of sulfuric acid?

    13. Why do you keep all of those strands of childrens' hair in that scrapbook? #fksfridays
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    Image of Butter Chicken Butter Chicken
    11/13/09

    @Steve U: Did our fifteen year old daughter really run away? Again, why is the shed locked? #fksfridays
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    I read this and realized why Jewish guys become really attractive once women turn 25. #fksfridays
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    11/13/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: That explains everything. #fksfridays
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    Image of Sarah Schorno Sarah Schorno
    11/13/09

    @KOGOD: My secret is out! #fksfridays
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Having one kid is like working part time. #fksfridays
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/13/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: See....my second is due in less than two months. I don't need to be hearing this shit... #fksfridays
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/13/09

    @Hustler of Culture: Congrats on the second one. #fksfridays
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    11/13/09

    @Hustler of Culture: Congrats. I'm still fighting my wife against having a second. #fksfridays
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    11/13/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: @UpstateUnderdog:
    Thanks guys.

    Luckily I'm not stupid enough to say enroll in one of the top MBA programs at the same time so my life won't suck rotten balls for the next two years. Oh wait...I am that stupid. Shit #fksfridays
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    I may goof on being married from time to time, but I'd rather be chopped in half with a machete than NOT be married to my wife.

    That's only because you outkicked your coverage by 40 yards. #fksfridays
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    but I'd rather be chopped in half with a machete than NOT be married to my wife. That would be horrible and shitty.

    Drew, you should really consider writing Valentine's Day cards... or at least the messages on candy hearts. #fksfridays
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/13/09

    @Civil Negligence: have you seen 500 Days of Summer? #fksfridays
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/13/09

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him
    Or else, you'll end up in divorce court, staring daggers at Norm Chad from across the room

    "Your honour, if I have to keep paying this much alimony every month, I'll be WHAMBOOZLED!" #fksfridays
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
    And another thing, get this fucking celery out of the tuna fish please. Shit is like dirty air that you can crunch in your teeth. The sandy beach vagina of sandwich filling. #jamboroo
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