True story: I once had Panda Express before a Giants game and had to duck into a stall at AT&T Park to relieve myself. Unfortunately, Bonds took batting practice while I was in there.
Now, I never eat before I get to the ballpark. Or if I do, I at least don't eat Panda Fucking Express.
I am shocked that being "overweight and hairy" is affecting your sex life. I will be less shocked at how quickly whatever frequency your wife has sex with you plummets after she wakes up and catches you feverishly jerking off by the window.
She probably caught him the first time and is too ashamed to say anything, and at the same time trying to figure out how she married such a sexual deviant.
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/shivers
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It almost makes up for Weintraub's existence.
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Now, I never eat before I get to the ballpark. Or if I do, I at least don't eat Panda Fucking Express.
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She probably caught him the first time and is too ashamed to say anything, and at the same time trying to figure out how she married such a sexual deviant.
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or if you're lucky, you find out she's one too.
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You are one sick individual.
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Domino approves..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jooJca4sXyY
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Dear Flabby.
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MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MOM'S HOUSE, YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU'RE A GODDAMN ADULT. HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT.
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[www.google.com]
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[tinyurl.com]
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The yelling maniacs are almost just as troubling as the pervs.
11/23/09
Fixed
11/24/09
True dat
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