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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    Also, the voice of the guy in the Enterprise commercial makes me think he's totally following and filming the couple "on their romantic getaway".

    /shivers
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    God bless this column.

    It almost makes up for Weintraub's existence.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    True story: I once had Panda Express before a Giants game and had to duck into a stall at AT&T Park to relieve myself. Unfortunately, Bonds took batting practice while I was in there.

    Now, I never eat before I get to the ballpark. Or if I do, I at least don't eat Panda Fucking Express.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    I am shocked that being "overweight and hairy" is affecting your sex life. I will be less shocked at how quickly whatever frequency your wife has sex with you plummets after she wakes up and catches you feverishly jerking off by the window.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    @Fogg:

    She probably caught him the first time and is too ashamed to say anything, and at the same time trying to figure out how she married such a sexual deviant.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    11/24/09

    @Phintastic: At some point in a marriage I think all ladies question how they married such a sexual deviant.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    @sir_pantsalot:

    or if you're lucky, you find out she's one too.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    Do I stroke away? Or do I go to the bathroom because having a couple on eyes on you can be a little distracting? Personally, I said fuck the dogs

    You are one sick individual.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    Deadspin will also accept sweet potato.

    Domino approves..

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=jooJca4sXyY
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    Drew I am a little surprised you mentioned sweet potato pie. My family makes it but most people have never heard of it and think it sounds gross.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    Drew is like the new Dear Abby.

    Dear Flabby.
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    11/24/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Magnificent.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    Jay Mariotti reads Deadspin?
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    To the 25 year old who's concerned about jerking it around his mom's dogs:

    MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MOM'S HOUSE, YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU'RE A GODDAMN ADULT. HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT.
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    11/24/09

    @Pete Gaines: or at the very least put a lock on the basement door.
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    11/24/09

    @Pete Gaines: You should probably comment directly on his blog.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    11/24/09

    @Pete Gaines: I love you, Pete.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    Shitting at the game is allowable. Chili is prevalent at tailgates, and stadium food won't always sit lightly.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    As for Tucker, there's a simple reason.: He's a chode.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Deadspin Readers Are Watching You Bone
    Have you tried this site yet? [lmgtfy.com]

    [www.google.com]
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    11/24/09

    @twoeightnine:

    [tinyurl.com]
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    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    Boy these stories really make me look forward to letting some random idiot coach my kids.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/23/09

    @Phintastic: Simple, always remember to pack your kid's shower shorts.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/23/09

    @BruschisBrewsky:

    The yelling maniacs are almost just as troubling as the pervs.
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    Image of chuckv chuckv
    11/23/09

    @Phintastic: Boy these stories really make me look forward to coaching my kids.

    Fixed
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    @chuckv:

    True dat
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    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    Where were you guys when I needed corroboration for my "Coaches shower with the athletes" rule? I haven't coached field hockey since.
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