I swear I saw the guy from Quantum Leap in drag on Christopher Street the other night, saying "don't call me Scott" in a falsetto voice to anyone that passed by.
To be fair, these things can be confusing sometimes. For instance, it's my understanding that Walter Cronkite is no longer a working reporter, yet still spends every hour of every day pushing dirt.
Borris confirms that his client has not actually retired, but surprisingly, not a single professional team is willing to hire a surly 45-year-old slugger with communication issues.
Also, he got picked last in the Los Altos Hills Adult Softball League.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: @ArkansasFred: Have you ever read "Finnegans Wake" in Aramaic? It's very clear, though I admit that the Cliff's Notes, in Vulcan, did help.
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An absolute maestro of an agent.
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Except, of course, for the Oakland Raiders. That's the job description for their Head Coach position.
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Also, he got picked last in the Los Altos Hills Adult Softball League.
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They misspelled "steroid".
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I think that's from the Bible. Or from Kid Canada. One or the other.
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