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    BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore

    Third Generation Bonds Gets A Hit, And Rob Neyer Turns It Into A Hit Piece

    Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them

    U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12:15 PM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    Has Bonds looked into getting his PMP? Having that on your resume is a big plus these days.
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    11:52 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    /Onion'd?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:51 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    They shoot horse's asses, don't they?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:57 AM

    @AzureTexan: +1
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11:47 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    I swear I saw the guy from Quantum Leap in drag on Christopher Street the other night, saying "don't call me Scott" in a falsetto voice to anyone that passed by.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    11:43 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    Can the Yankees really afford to believe this?
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11:43 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    When 2008 came around, I couldn't get him a job. When 2009 came around, I couldn't get him a job. Now, 2010 ... I'd say it's nearly impossible.

    An absolute maestro of an agent.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11:43 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    To be fair, these things can be confusing sometimes. For instance, it's my understanding that Walter Cronkite is no longer a working reporter, yet still spends every hour of every day pushing dirt.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:48 AM

    @ClintonPortishead: + 1 Peabody
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    11:42 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    not a single professional team is willing to hire a surly 45-year-old slugger with communication issues.

    Except, of course, for the Oakland Raiders. That's the job description for their Head Coach position.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11:37 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    I blame Obama for Barry's lack of employment.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11:36 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    Borris confirms that his client has not actually retired, but surprisingly, not a single professional team is willing to hire a surly 45-year-old slugger with communication issues.

    Also, he got picked last in the Los Altos Hills Adult Softball League.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    11:33 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    They still print baseball cards when the player has stopped playing? If so, I can't wait to get my hands on a 2009 Lou Gehrig.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    11:35 AM

    @Greek McPapadopoulos: Have you tried Pete Nice from 3rd Bass? He's got a whole shitpile of those that he's looking to sell.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11:31 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    BLIND ITEM: You'll never guess which ex-Generalissimo was spotted decomposing in luxury in this swank Madrid mausoleum!
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11:29 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    "I'd say it's nearly impossible. It's an unfortunate ending to a storied career."

    They misspelled "steroid".
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11:32 AM

    @MattinglysSideburns: Ah. You were so close to the end of the post.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11:34 AM

    @Gourmet Spud: How did I miss that??
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:35 AM

    @Gourmet Spud: Let he who has not FAILED cast the first pun.

    I think that's from the Bible. Or from Kid Canada. One or the other.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11:38 AM

    @MattinglysSideburns: Distracted by the sexy car ads?
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11:25 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    New career: open a chain of stores called Chapeux Gigantesque for gentlemen with grotesquely swollen craniums.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11:24 AM

    In reply to BREAKING: Barry Bonds Doesn't Play Baseball Anymore
    This will leave Barry with more time to concentrate on his first love: Translating Ulysses into dead languages.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:33 AM

    @ArkansasFred: I heard he has been at Trinity in Dublin working with Seamus Heaney.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:47 AM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: @ArkansasFred: Have you ever read "Finnegans Wake" in Aramaic? It's very clear, though I admit that the Cliff's Notes, in Vulcan, did help.
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