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    Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them

    Translation of Sammy Sosa's grand jury testimony: Someone set up us the bomb!
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco (i.e., dirty hippies) ruled

    Fuck, yeah, they still do!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    Sotomayor, J. issued the opinion of the court:

    BE IT HEREBY ORDERED that the U.S. Attorneys, FBI Agents and MLB Officials at issue shall gather for a barbecue in honor of my granddaughter's quinceanera. See 459 Instincts of a Wise Latina Woman 2d. 623, 625 (2009). All parties shall sit around the campfire, sipping tequila and enjoying fresh Oaxacan mole, just like my grandmother used to make. Id..

    All concerned shall share stories of their youth and sing Mariachi. Id. at 626. By the end of the evening, all will be forgiven while I look on, smilingly wisely.

    The judgment of the court is REVERSED.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    Why is there a federal case about the guy who sang "Rock Me Amadeus"?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    08/27/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Joe Flacco? What's he got to do with this?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    08/27/09

    @Weed Against Speed: They just wanted to show BALCO that Der Kommissar was now in town.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    It could still go to the Supreme Court—since there are larger issues at stake about searching electronic records

    Somehow, I just knew that Kraftwerk would get dragged into this thing.
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    David Hume promoted this comment Edited by Silent Q at 08/27/09 3:32 PM Silent Q was starred Silent Q was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    I could really care less about these, I'm just happy we got the Test results: Oxycodone.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    I am sooooooooooooo glad the courts don't have anything better to do then rule on whether some evidence was seized illegally.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    08/27/09

    @Stev D: I know, with the global warming, and the economy, and the war, and the schools and the homeless, and the children! When will these activist judges come down from their ivory towers and focus on what's really important!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/27/09

    @David Hume: I always wondered about the "ivory towers". I've never seen an ivory tower. But then, I don't get out much.

    -Andy Rooney
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    ...the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco (i.e., dirty hippies)...

    I enjoy how each of their decisions ends with, "...and that's just, like, our opinion, man."
     Reply
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/27/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Dios mio, man.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    It could still go to the Supreme Court.

    That's a relief. If it went to the Supremes Court, they'd just keep us hangin' on.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/27/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: +1
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    Image of Bob Loblaw Bob Loblaw
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    Well this ruling is as good as reversed. In the Ninth Circuit it's "Opposite Day" everyday.

    -law dork
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/27/09

    @Bob Loblaw: Half of that last line is redundant.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/27/09

    In reply to Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
    ...the seizure was illegal...

    You hear that, Cutler? Keep that insulin flowing unless you want a flag for excessive celebration.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    07/18/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    I'm drafting the multi-party indictment against the Padres, who did nothing to deter me from shitting the bed this season.
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    Image of Vone Vone
    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    My hero Stone Cold Steve Austin has done nothing to stop me from getting into wrestling, he doesnt even need a ring! all he needs is a beer, a woman, and a reason.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    07/17/09

    @Vone: The occasional Zamboni doesn't hurt either.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    Tiger Woods has done nothing to stop me from banging models, playing professional golf and making millions a year and you don't see me doing any of that stuff.
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    07/17/09

    In reply to U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
    That's why all these adult men have a fascination for little girls on stage. Watching Rowan and Martin fist Goldie Hawn on a weekly basis has that effect.
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