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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/07/09

    In reply to Barry Zito Prepares To Illuminate The World With His Atrocious Singing
    "What A Man's Gotta Do"
    a.k.a. "Any Blonde With a Pulse"
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Barry Zito Uses Twitter To Talk About His New Kitchen Appliances
    I gave my wife a Hairy Zito last night. It was her first.
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Barry Zito Uses Twitter To Talk About His New Kitchen Appliances
    I also hear that he and Lincecum share a Polish two-story outhouse.
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Barry Zito Uses Twitter To Talk About His New Kitchen Appliances
    Do they have a San Francisco steamer?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Barry Zito Uses Twitter To Talk About His New Kitchen Appliances
    Did I miss the contest for "picture that looks most like the cover of a softcore gay porno"?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to Barry Zito Uses Twitter To Talk About His New Kitchen Appliances
    is this the album cover for "Barry Zito Presents...the Music of Creed?"
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/09/09

    @JohnnyDakotaStateU:


    I believe the correct title is Barry Zito: With Every Blessing From Above.

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    04/09/09

    In reply to Barry Zito Uses Twitter To Talk About His New Kitchen Appliances
    Barry, please don't let us know whether or not you use steam heat.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/13/09

    In reply to With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
    Zito should have run him over and said "this is for destroying the hour long Simpsons block that Stev D had enjoyed for so, so many years."
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/13/09

    In reply to With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
    Boy, are they in for a letdown; I mean, when's the last time you saw a pitcher who was any good with his bat?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    01/13/09

    In reply to With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
    Idling just in front of Zito was Mark Mulder, behind the wheel of an actual taxi.
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    01/13/09

    In reply to With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
    He charmed those broads with his guitar.


    ♫I gave my love a cherry

    That had no stone

    I gave my love a chicken

    That had no bones ♫

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    01/13/09

    @Green Weenie:

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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    01/13/09

    In reply to With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
    I'm surprised he didn't walk all the girls home.
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    01/13/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: +102
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/13/09

    In reply to With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
    Can you enter from the rear in a Poon Taxi?
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    01/13/09

    @Weed Against Speed: I've heard that they're very uncomfortable. Like a Volkswagen.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/13/09

    In reply to With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
    Breaking news: Women like expensive, pretty and useless objects. Oh, and jewelry, too.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/13/09

    In reply to With $126 Million, Barry Zito Apparently Bought Himself A Lucrative Poon Taxi Business
    TMZ reader comment:



    he'll bouncck thiz year w/ that wicked crurf ball of hiz......


    Posted at 1:19PM on Jan 13th 2009 by 99centz



    I have no idea what a "cruft ball" is, but I'm with you, 99centz...say hello to your cousin Fiddy for me.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    01/13/09

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: A cruft ball is probably similar to a crurf ball.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/13/09

    @ArkansasFred: I stand corrected...now it all makes perfect sense.
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