Is it sad I've been waiting for over an hour for the first post today? I have to enjoy as much uncensored commenting as I can before my unfunny destarred ass gets kicked to the virtual curb on tuesday.
@UpstateUnderdog: I went to dinner at Gibson's on Rush last night. There were Canadian tourists everywhere. I asked them if they were invading in a passive aggressive way. Yes, I was drinky.
@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: That and, unless Goldstein likes going outside at 4 am to take a leak, he probably is more of a fan of plumbing than he realizes.
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WE'RE TAKING OVER!!!
+ Watch video
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/draft joke
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So you were the slightly mocking American that they were talking about on the national news!
We're a sensitive people.
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The Canadians' goal is to impregnate as many American women as possible to create a super race of half-breeds.
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@UpstateUnderdog: @Secret Identity: We had 2 at our table. My S-I-L is one and one girl's date is also one.
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/no homo
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Since no one's paying attention, we can be as racist and homophobic as we want!
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Hell, we might as well do it with a French translation.
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Most notably, the TV commercial he funded, featuring Mark Prior being euthanized to the sweet sounds of Sarah McLachlan.
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Screw you, Goldstein!
/works for a company that makes plumbing parts
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Also, everyone knows the best plumbers are the ones with the most grit, hustle, and determination, so their data would be useless anyway.
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True. HVAC is where the real money is.
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Vampire Prospectus?
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Ugh! And we had made it so far without anyone telling Pittsburgh! Way to ruin the fun, Levin.