I checked Spanish Fanhouse to get help tracking down the missing boobs, but all that I could find was something about "una cara de mantequilla." #jennsterger
I wonder if, while removing the boobage, the surgeon found a pair of tiny Sherpas leading several tiny climbers toward the triumphant teats. #jennsterger
Is it sad I've been waiting for over an hour for the first post today? I have to enjoy as much uncensored commenting as I can before my unfunny destarred ass gets kicked to the virtual curb on tuesday.
@UpstateUnderdog: I went to dinner at Gibson's on Rush last night. There were Canadian tourists everywhere. I asked them if they were invading in a passive aggressive way. Yes, I was drinky.
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[twitgoo.com] #jennsterger
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Where's my prize? #jennsterger
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WE'RE TAKING OVER!!!
+ Watch video
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/draft joke
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So you were the slightly mocking American that they were talking about on the national news!
We're a sensitive people.
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The Canadians' goal is to impregnate as many American women as possible to create a super race of half-breeds.
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@UpstateUnderdog: @Secret Identity: We had 2 at our table. My S-I-L is one and one girl's date is also one.
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/no homo
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Since no one's paying attention, we can be as racist and homophobic as we want!
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Hell, we might as well do it with a French translation.
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