This Abe Lincoln-Inspired Hockey Jersey Is A Thing To Behold

The 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address is coming up, and the Bakersfield Condors of the East Coast Hockey League are ready to celebrate the occasion in style. Which is to say, they will play a hockey game while wearing the patriotic-as-shit jersey you see above. » 11/06/13 10:01am 11/06/13 10:01am

Flush With Two-Ply Dreams Of Greatness

The Bakersfield Condors are a minor league hockey franchise in California, whose team motto is Soaring to New Heights. And never will that be more in evidence than on Friday during Toilet Paper Roll Giveaway Night, as the Condors take on the Fresno Falcons. » 11/30/06 12:15pm 11/30/06 12:15pm