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    Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    I'm sorry what's going on here? I entered 'Erin Andrews Nude' and this is where I ended up.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    The mountains aren't even blue yet, so her loss.
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    Image of MagicJohnsonsT-Cells MagicJohnsonsT-Cells
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    THAT'S TIM TEBOW IN DRAG!

    /ALL CAPS'D
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    The Gizmo from Pismo promoted this comment MagicJohnsonsT-Cells was starred MagicJohnsonsT-Cells was unstarred
    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    09/21/09

    @MagicJohnsonsT-Cells: First thing I thought too
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    Image of I_Like_TDs I_Like_TDs
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    Yeah, i hate it when frat girls wanna get drunk off my booze.

    What kind of fucking pansies go to Baylor?
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment I_Like_TDs was starred I_Like_TDs was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    When I lived in my old Toyota Camry and followed the Dead around the in the summer of '94, we shared everything: beer, food, eyeglasses, toilet paper, diaphrams, words of inspiration, you name it. I probably shouldn't have shared my idea for a massive computer search engine with that Russian guy, though.
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    Image of BlackYoshi BlackYoshi
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    That's not fair.

    Those frat boys needed every single one of those beers to make her attractive.
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    Image of Peter Nincompoop Peter Nincompoop
    09/21/09

    @BlackYoshi: Those frat boys need every single one of those beers to get drunk enough to suppress their homoerotic fantasies.

    /corrected
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    Mr. Praline promoted this comment Peter Nincompoop was starred Peter Nincompoop was unstarred
    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/21/09

    @Peter Nincompoop: Well done.
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    Image of malo-ji malo-ji
    09/21/09

    @Peter Nincompoop: Those frat boys need every single one of those beers to get drunk enough to express their homoerotic fantasies.

    "I was soooo drunk last night ..."

    /corrected
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    "Coach, what should we do with that stupid bitch who stole our Coors Lights?"
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment TT-Zop was starred TT-Zop was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/21/09

    @TT-Zop: ZONE! ZONE!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    Rex Banner will be catapulting into town any day now.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    Joke told to me by a Baylor student:

    Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

    It might lead to dancing.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    09/21/09

    @econdave: They don't have sex standing up because they don't want anyone to think they are dancing. With Baptists it is all about perception.

    What is the difference between the Baptist preacher and the Lutheran pastor?

    The Lutheran pastor will wave to you at the liquor store.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    At least she was not dancing. They would probably burn her for drinking and dancing.

    When you attend Baylor you should be forgiven if you drink heavily (and steal beer) during football season.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    She's the Fast Eddie Felson of college football tailgating. To her, Coors Light stolen is twice as cold and refreshing as Coors Light purchased.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/21/09

    @ScientificMapp: ScientificMapp, get in the car, this is embarrassing. You're acting like some girl who got felt up at the drive-in.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    Subject: 101 DALMATIONS!!! Are you kidding me?!
    That is awesome. Has to be the greatest thread ever made from innocent puppies. Probably more fur that Cruella DaVille's mons pubis.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    I'm sure there is a bus buried somewhere nearby that she can hide in until this whole thing blows over.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    Now, I'm not very well versed in Texas law...but I'm pretty sure that if they prove that she's retarded, she can be executed for this.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/21/09

    In reply to Baylor Beer Burglar Baffles BBQ Bozos
    Subject: 30,000 JEWS?!! Are you kidding me?!
    That is awesome. Has to be the greatest cultural gathering ever by one people. Probably more Jews that [sic] The Million Man March.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/21/09

    @ArkansasFred: Subject: 10,000 MANIACS?!! Are you kidding me?!That is awesome. Has to be the greatest unplugged ever. Probably more people bought this CD then Nirvana.
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    Edited by Stev D at 09/21/09 11:42 AM Stev D was starred Stev D was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/21/09

    @ArkansasFred: 525,600 MINUTES?!?! Are you kidding me? That is awesome!. No. No. I only know it because my sister always listened to it.
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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    09/21/09

    @ArkansasFred: Subject: 99 luftballoons?!! Are you kidding me?! That has to be the greatest cold war era protest song ever performed by a West German.
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    Barry Lutz promoted this comment DumpsterDining was starred DumpsterDining was unstarred
    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    09/21/09

    @ArkansasFred: Subject: 999 bottles of beer on the wall?!! Are you kidding me?!That is awesome. Has to be the greatest road trip song ever. Stupid cunt probably stole 7 of them.
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    Barry Lutz promoted this comment TT-Zop was starred TT-Zop was unstarred
    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    09/21/09

    @DumpsterDining: Subject: 99 bottles of beer on the wall?!! Are you kidding me?! That is awesome. That has to be the safest place to store our beer - wait, what? 98 bottles of beer on the wall? Someone must be stealing them - to the internet, people!
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    Barry Lutz was starred Barry Lutz was unstarred
    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    09/21/09

    @TT-Zop: Well-played.
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    Barry Lutz was starred Barry Lutz was unstarred
    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    09/21/09

    @ArkansasFred: Subject: 30,000 DOLLARS!! Are you kidding me?! That is awesome. Has to be the greatest threat ever on internet sports message boards.

    --KSK v. Peter King July 2006
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