This Is How Being The Biggest Dude In The World Helps You Score Goals

When Adebayo Akinfenwa last dropped-kicked our door down and announced his presence, he showed off his nose for goal with a tap-in against Liverpool in the F.A. Cup. It was a perfectly fine striker's goal, but it wasn't exactly what you'd hoped to see from a guy with a 97 strength rating in FIFA. This is more like it. » 3/17/15 11:14am 3/17/15 11:14am

The NFL Should Just Leave Marshawn Lynch The Hell Alone

According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, the NFL is preparing to become much more aggressive in its battle against Marshawn Lynch and his continued refusal to give a fuck. » 1/22/15 11:07am 1/22/15 11:07am

The Biggest Dude In The World Just Scored Against Liverpool

They don't make 'em like Adebayo Akinfenwa too often. The man-mountain stands at five-foot-eleven, has to be pushing 200 pounds, and can reportedly bench press damn near 400 pounds. That's how you get a world's-best 97 strength rating in the FIFA games. » 1/05/15 3:55pm 1/05/15 3:55pm

Marshawn Lynch Flips The Bird, Is Fed Up

The picture above was snapped before the Seattle Seahawks' loss to the Kansas City Chiefs, and it's a pretty good representation of how Marshawn Lynch is feeling these days. » 11/17/14 11:10am 11/17/14 11:10am

Marshawn Lynch's Mom: "REPORTERS DON'T THINK, THEY GUESS"

Marshawn Lynch's mom, Sunshine, did not take kindly to Terry Blount's suggestion that the Seahawks could win without her son and responded with an all-caps rant that included "I GUESS THATS WHY HE HATES REPORTERS." » 7/29/14 8:05pm 7/29/14 8:05pm

Marshawn Lynch Calls NFL Network To Announce He's Holding Out

Beast Mode now includes telling your organization to shove it via the NFL Network. Earlier this evening, Marshawn Lynch called his former Seahawks teammate, and current NFL Network analyst, Michael Robinson and let him know that he was holding out of training camp and Robinson relayed the information on air. » 7/24/14 8:10pm 7/24/14 8:10pm

Marshawn Lynch Reaches For A Bottle Of Fireball At The Seahawks Parade

This picture was sent to us by a reader who saw it pop up on his Facebook feed. According to the description added by the person who took the picture, that is Marshawn Lynch reaching for a bottle of Fireball while riding on the front of the duck boat during his team's Super Bowl parade. » 2/05/14 5:11pm 2/05/14 5:11pm

Marshawn Lynch's Media Day Interview Was Short And Sweet

Marshawn Lynch is known for being a bit reclusive and wary of speaking to the media, but Deion Sanders was able to corner him for a few minutes of screen time on NFL Network today. Things got off to a good start; Lynch just replied, "smooth" when Sanders asked him how he was feeling. "You look good," Sanders… » 1/28/14 2:13pm 1/28/14 2:13pm

People Call This Rugby Player "Beast." See If You Can Guess Why.

When you're young and stupid this is how you imagine all sports moments ought to look, like something out of a G-rated movie about an all-star donkey who plays point guard, or one of those daydream sandlot plays that involves you jumping off a friend's shoulders to catch the would-be home run. Then you grow up and… » 5/28/12 5:27pm 5/28/12 5:27pm

If Beast Mode Exists In Basketball, Russell Westbrook Entered It

The action in Oklahoma City has been hot tonight, with Thunder fans matching the intensity of the players (from both OKC and L.A.) on the court. Russell Westbrook's been especially full of flair this evening, but his steal-and-circus-shot is the kind of highlight that deserves several looks; Kevin Harlan's call,… » 5/21/12 11:40pm 5/21/12 11:40pm

Marshawn Lynch Will Star Alongside Gary Busey And Lee Majors In…

The Pacific Northwest is a weird place. We stay away from Portlandia and the like because we know there are strange happenings afoot. » 3/26/12 6:55pm 3/26/12 6:55pm