All Hail Kobe... Except for Shaq

I am interrupting your precious Friday night to bring you some breaking news (if you're reading this on your blackberry's rss prepared to not get laid... again). Kobe Bean Bryant has been declared the Most Valuable Player of the National Basketball Association for the first time in his all-encompassing 12-year… » 5/03/08 1:04am 5/03/08 1:04am