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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    04/29/09

    In reply to Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
    Ah yes, 2008. When I still thought of Buzz Bissinger as a Pulitzer Prize winner, not a punchline.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/29/09

    In reply to Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
    How do you think my Power Pad ended up in my neighbor's rectum?
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    04/29/09

    In reply to Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
    This could be the death of all those sports that no one cares about.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/29/09

    In reply to Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
    I took a drug test once. I scored a 7.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/29/09

    In reply to Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
    Well, I don't mean to shock you, but everyone there was on drugs.


    So that's what the Olympics have in common with a Grateful Dead concert.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    04/29/09

    In reply to Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
    Did you see the opening ceremonies? How could you not want to get stoned out of your gourd for that?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/29/09

    In reply to Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
    I guess officials couldn't release the news until the Canadian marathoner completed the race.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/29/09

    In reply to Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
    Jesus, I'm DONE with track and field.


    Oh wait, I never gave a shitburger about it in the first place.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    Duct tape, two loaded guns, a cross-country journey in a dilapidated car


    Add in a handle of Lord Calvert and this was my initial idea for my honeymoon.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    I kidnapped Shawon Dunston weeks ago, and no one has seem to notice or care.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    ♬ Me and Mrs. Garrett

    We got a thing goin' on

    We both know that it's wrong

    But it's much too strong

    To let it go now


    We gotta be extra careful

    That do we don't build our hopes up too high

    Because she's got her own obligations

    And so, and so, do I ♬

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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    03/26/09

    @Weed Against Speed: You know the secret behind the name "Edna's Edibles" don't you?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/26/09

    @blastitbiggs: "Girls, girls, girls!"


     Reply
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    And so ends Pardue's quest...


     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    It's too bad this didn't happen when Mark Cuban was on the show. Security might have allowed the guy to enter the building.
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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    I use to believe that Geena Davis was doing the same thing to me. The only difference is, when I got in my Chevy Cavalier and drove to the set of Commander in Chief with choloform in tow, no cops arrested me and she left willingly. A year later, I'm happy to say we're divorced and a restraining order has been placed against the former Mrs. Billingham.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/26/09

    @Arsenio Billingham:


    I was wondering why that show went abruptly off the air.

     Reply
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/26/09

    In reply to Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
    Robert O'Ryan has been watching Nurse Betty too much.
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