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    "It's A Good Thing I Have A Husband To Promote My Song"
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    05/30/09

    In reply to "It's A Good Thing I Have A Husband To Promote My Song"
    Picture looks like Hanna Storm pondering whether she should just give in and fallacio Josh Elliot.
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    05/30/09

    @Pardon_The_Bad_Post:


    The verb form you are looking for is 'fellate'

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    05/30/09

    @Pardon_The_Bad_Post: fallacio? Must be Italian
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    05/30/09

    In reply to "It's A Good Thing I Have A Husband To Promote My Song"
    Number of people on Ben Zobrist's Christmas list: 228


    Copies sold of Julianna Zobrist's album: 230


    The question is, who bought the other 2 copies?

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    05/30/09

    @Business_Socks: I'm sorry! I thought it was the new single off the Smashing Pumpkins' Zeitgeist!
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    05/30/09

    In reply to "It's A Good Thing I Have A Husband To Promote My Song"
    Me? I prefer a woman with a fuller set of... eagle wings.
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    05/30/09

    In reply to "It's A Good Thing I Have A Husband To Promote My Song"
    As a young lad I liked to play "Between the sheets" in church. You know, take the songs out of the hymnal and add "between the sheets" to the end of the title.


    Amazing grace between the sheets


    What a friend we have in Jesus between the sheets


    Jesus Loves the little children between the sheets

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    05/30/09

    @HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Also works on fortune cookie messages.
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