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New York, 4:55 PM
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    Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer


    So, he has an infestation of emails from his grandmother asking him to forward the email to 10 people to raise money for orphans?

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    It's now been established that fake celebrity and athlete accounts make up roughly 60% of social networking sites


    39% is made up of douches who think I need to know when they take the trash out. The other 1% is Drew Rosenhaus.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    I thought internet cancer was caused by catching the Hewlett Papilloma Virus.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    "I'm a millionaire NFL Quarterback with women throwing themselves at me. God, FML."
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    Lane Kiffin just Twittered that he hopes this guy gets well soon so he can come play QB for the Vols.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    05/21/09

    @Barry Lutz: UT QB doesn't pay as well as the job at USC does, but Lane's on the right track.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    The Internet: Where fun is beaten to death by douchebags and nerds.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    Mormans have been fooling people for years with a fake testament.
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    05/21/09

    @HockeyMountain: Mormans


    Mormen?

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/21/09

    @Pesti-Esti: hmm i think I meant Mormons...
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    Pretending to be someone else on the internet is the comedic equivalent of the "your shoe is untied" joke.


    Seriously, who the hell would write under a fake moniker and write pithy remarks for everyone to see?

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    Image of 'Topes Lose! 'Topes Lose!
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    Yeah Dash, its fake Twitter posts that make bloggers look bad...Not their pasty skin, doughy figures, and acne covered backs.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/21/09

    @'Topes Lose!: You just described fake Rodger Clemens.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    So the Bob Probert one I found is a sham?


    # Just demolished Big Wheel with SUV. Hope no one was on it. Also hope cops don't check glove compartment or BAC. 1 hour ago from txt

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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    But, that's really Jesus on Twitter? Right?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/21/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: Touching some leper's arm so he's not so icky. about 4 hours ago on TweetBerry
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    Fake Mark Sanchez has moleanoma, but still lays virtual pipe.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/21/09

    In reply to Fake Ben Roethlisberger Has Internet Cancer
    But what does the fake Peter King twitter say about this? Business Socks, I'm looking at you!
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    05/21/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Fake Dr. Z keeps running around and throwing Nerf footballs at my cubicle!
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