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    The U.S. Open At Bethpage Black, Sponsored By Happy Gilmore

    Let's All Jump Into Puddles

    Barnes Bears Down At Bethpage

    It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...

    The U.S. Open Is Open For Business
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/21/09

    In reply to The U.S. Open At Bethpage Black, Sponsored By Happy Gilmore
    We're on Adventure Island, where floating fruit gives you a free man.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/21/09

    In reply to The U.S. Open At Bethpage Black, Sponsored By Happy Gilmore
    Just twenty miles south, Rory Sabbatini's faced is twisted with confusion when hitting out of the rough he hears, "We're on Fire Island, baby, where men fuck men!"
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    06/21/09

    In reply to The U.S. Open At Bethpage Black, Sponsored By Happy Gilmore
    I guess, "We're on Long Island, where men look like the half-a-fag Gotti progeny" doesn't roll off the tongue quite so easily.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/21/09

    In reply to Let's All Jump Into Puddles
    Also, we're going to cut it short today for you to make those rained-out Father's Day barbecues


    Read: Ben has to trim Daulerio's mustache today.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    06/21/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: As long as it's not a smokey tornado, he should survive.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/21/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel:


    AJ only lets him out of the basement for that, hardcore sex and Sunday blogging.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/20/09

    In reply to Barnes Bears Down At Bethpage
    Is there anyone rooting for any of these guys besides Woods and Mickelson? Is there anyone outside of his immediate family going "Geez, I really hope Luke Donald pulls this one out."?
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    Image of Sean Platz Sean Platz
    06/20/09

    In reply to Barnes Bears Down At Bethpage
    "...they'll do whatever they can to get in as many holes as possible today."


    Travis Henry approves of this plan.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/20/09

    @Sean Platz:


    (as the DVR of a game from last season plays in the background)


    Announcer: Travis Henry cuts back, searching for daylight...


    Travis Henry (mid-thrust): Like hell I am!

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    Image of BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples
    06/20/09

    @Juancho: 69 to put him 11 strokes back of the leader


    Travis Henry isn't sure what you mean but is going to look into this golf thing.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/20/09

    @Orr's crabapples: there's some joke to be made about it being easier to get to the hole when the grass is wet, but I'm not going there.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/18/09

    In reply to It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...
    That hacker on your local muni, the one with the yips?


    I'm not too sure what any of that means but I'll just assume it's about opening a pornographic bookstore near a school so I can adjust my outrage level accordingly.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/18/09

    @ArkansasFred: 23 years of law school and all I can tell you about is erogenous zoning.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/18/09

    In reply to It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...
    They worry about words like joule, though.


    That really ergs me too.

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    06/18/09

    @HockeyMountain: You're really amped up about this.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/18/09

    @HockeyMountain: I don't have the energy to worry about words like joule.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/18/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: C'mon it's eV
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    06/18/09

    In reply to It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...
    I always thought Bethpage Black sounded like the name of a frigid undergrad coed. So it makes sense that right now dozens of men are waiting in vain for their chance to score well.
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    Image of DumpsterDining DumpsterDining
    06/18/09

    In reply to It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...
    9'1"? That's a fucking gimme in our beer league.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/18/09

    @DumpsterDining: +1


    Or would it be more appropriate to reward you a -1?

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/18/09

    @Weed Against Speed: or a +2
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/18/09

    In reply to The U.S. Open Is Open For Business
    Shall we to the corporate tents for finger sandwiches and glad-handling?
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/18/09

    In reply to The U.S. Open Is Open For Business
    Fuzzy commented that the greens of Bethpage Black are "playing a little too collard" for his taste.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/18/09

    In reply to The U.S. Open Is Open For Business
    The only time I've ever seen it work is Han Solo at the end of Star Wars Episode IV.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/18/09

    In reply to The U.S. Open Is Open For Business
    THE U.S OPEN IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!!
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/18/09

    In reply to The U.S. Open Is Open For Business
    Is that person going to pick his ball up or is it just me?
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/18/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I saw that happen at last year's Open, on the 17th hole on Saturday. Woman just picks up Tiger's errant drive and runs away. Officials allow a drop, then he hits it to the edge of the green and chips in. Never a mention on any news outlet. It must happen more than we think.


    /"get in the hole" or "stolen ball" dick joke

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