Just twenty miles south, Rory Sabbatini's faced is twisted with confusion when hitting out of the rough he hears, "We're on Fire Island, baby, where men fuck men!"
Is there anyone rooting for any of these guys besides Woods and Mickelson? Is there anyone outside of his immediate family going "Geez, I really hope Luke Donald pulls this one out."?
That hacker on your local muni, the one with the yips?
I'm not too sure what any of that means but I'll just assume it's about opening a pornographic bookstore near a school so I can adjust my outrage level accordingly.
I always thought Bethpage Black sounded like the name of a frigid undergrad coed. So it makes sense that right now dozens of men are waiting in vain for their chance to score well.
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I saw that happen at last year's Open, on the 17th hole on Saturday. Woman just picks up Tiger's errant drive and runs away. Officials allow a drop, then he hits it to the edge of the green and chips in. Never a mention on any news outlet. It must happen more than we think.
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Read: Ben has to trim Daulerio's mustache today.
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AJ only lets him out of the basement for that, hardcore sex and Sunday blogging.
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Travis Henry approves of this plan.
06/20/09
(as the DVR of a game from last season plays in the background)
Announcer: Travis Henry cuts back, searching for daylight...
Travis Henry (mid-thrust): Like hell I am!
06/20/09
Travis Henry isn't sure what you mean but is going to look into this golf thing.
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06/18/09
I'm not too sure what any of that means but I'll just assume it's about opening a pornographic bookstore near a school so I can adjust my outrage level accordingly.
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That really ergs me too.
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Or would it be more appropriate to reward you a -1?
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/"get in the hole" or "stolen ball" dick joke