• Cedric Benson. Was drafted in the 12th round by the Los Angeles Dodgers. Hates Ricky Williams.
• Bernard Berrian. Owns several snakes.
• Robbie Gould. Former construction worker.
• Rex Grossman. Parents are friend with Peyton Manning's parents. Grew up a Colts fan. Sexy.
• Devin Hester. We'll let Wikipedia handle this one: "Devin Hester was born to Juanita Brown and Lenorris Sr. Hester in Riviera Beach, Florida. His early life was full of many obstacles; his father, who had recently divorced his mother, died while Hester was infant. Later in his life, his mother was severely injured in a car accident, leading Hester to become depressed." Take it away.
• Tank Johnson. Owns many guns. May avoid blockers while wearing handcuffs.
• Thomas Jones. Broke his hand reaching for a television. Former Buzzsaw flop.
• Olin Kreutz. Once broke the jaw of a teammate. Lives in Hawaii.
• Kyle Orton. Enjoys cool, icy beverages.
• Patrick Mannelly. Runs a Web site devoted to long snapping. Asthmatic.
• Ricky Manning, Jr.. Hates nerds.
• Brad Maynerd. Voted most sexy Bear by newspaper readers.
• Fred Miller. Had jaw broken by Olin Kruetz.
• Muhsin Muhammad. Testified at Rae Carruth and Fred Lane murder trials.
• Adewale Ogunleye. Is distant Nigerian royalty.
• John Tait. A devout Mormon.
• Brian Urlacher. Intense. Has slept with both Paris Hilton and a woman who once had sex with Michael Flatley.

Any more, just add 'em.

• Gary Brackett. His mother, father and brother all died in a 16-month span in 2003.
• Dallas Clark. Mother died days before he graduated from high school.
• Tony Dungy. Nice guy. Had son who committed suicide. Is friends with everyone in football. Black.
• Dwight Freeney. Has won two Madden Bowls.
• Nick Harper. Was once tackled by Ben Roethlisberger.
• Marvin Harrison. There is nothing interesting about Marvin Harrison.
• Dan Klecko. His dad played football but never made the Super Bowl. (NY papers, take heed!)
• Peyton Manning. Used to always choke. Finally beat Patriots. Has obvious daddy issues. Little brother resembles "Arrested Development"'s Buster. Once mooned someone at Tennessee, causing him to briefly resemble a normal human being.
• Ricky Proehl. Still alive. White.
• Dominic Rhodes. Left Midwestern State early but was not drafted. (The "chip on shoulder" syndrome.)
• Bob Sanders. Real first name is "Demond."
• Jeff Saturday. Owns record for highest passing rating by a center.
• Jim Sorgi. Nicknamed "String Bean" in college. Never plays. An accident as a player in college made it so he can barely speak.
• Hunter Smith. Performed a song on "The Bob And Tom Show."
• Adam Vinatieri. Has played in the Super Bowl before. Is Evel Knievel's third cousin.
• Reggie Wayne. Older brother died in car accident.

If you have any of your own, send 'em in or put 'em in the comments. Let's not make this next couple of weeks any harder on the bored reporters than it has to be.