Yes, The Grammys Are Dumb, But It's Not Beck's Fault

So everyone's gonna argue about Beck for a few days, which is a mixed blessing for everyone, Beck included. And, look. He should not have won the Grammy for Album of the Year. I can think of at least nine reasons why. This is all mildly embarrassing, and yet inevitable, as we're talking about the Grammys, and the… » 2/10/15 11:14am 2/10/15 11:14am

Kanye Invades Stage Again In Beyoncé's Honor; Watch Her Reaction

A strangely self-aware Kanye West rushed the stage tonight after the announcement of Beck's win over Beyoncé in the Best Album category, a replay of the 2009 VMAs when the rap artist interrupted Taylor Swift with "I'mma let you finish." West "thought better of it" this time, but watch the angle that includes… » 2/08/15 10:54pm 2/08/15 10:54pm

Iso-Cam On Paul McCartney & Beyoncé Reveal Why They're Music Royalty

Tonight's Grammys performance by "Jeff Lynne's ELO" (which is basically Jeff Lynne backed by the English pop group Take That) didn't get much of a rise from the audience at Staples Center. Two spectators who did manage to stand for the medley of "Evil Woman" and "Mr. Blue Sky"? Paul McCartney and Beyoncé. The crowd… » 2/08/15 10:03pm 2/08/15 10:03pm

Christ, It’s The "Creamy Vs. Crunchy Peanut Butter" Debate Again

Behold The Weirdest Pop-Rap Crossover Remixes Of 2014

The year 2014, which will mercifully conclude in a matter of hours, was not very kind to rap music, or at least rap music with designs on crashing the Top 40. » 12/31/14 12:22pm 12/31/14 12:22pm

If You Play Football At Tennessee, You'll Hang Out With Beyoncé, Maybe

North Carolina, Tennessee, and Clemson have heavily recruited defensive lineman prospect Shy Tuttle, but the Volunteers tried to edge out the competition with a fake magazine cover featuring Beyoncé and Tuttle hanging out. Oldest trick in the book. » 8/26/14 11:20am 8/26/14 11:20am

Beyoncé's VMAs Performance, With Her Vocals Isolated

When we put up the isolated vocal track from Taylor Swift's MTV Video Music Awards performance last night, skeptics protested that "you could do that with any performer and it would sound just as bad." In response, here's Beyoncé's full 16-minute, show-ending mini-set, using just the unaltered audio from her… » 8/25/14 12:38pm 8/25/14 12:38pm

Everyone Is Making The Exact Same Joke About Jay Z And Solange

Did you hear about Beyoncé's sister, Solange, trying to fight Jay Z in an elevator? If not, go check it out. It's pretty funny. Now that you are aware of the fact that Solange tried to fight Jay Z in an elevator, you may be feeling a temptation to open up Twitter and make a joke about the incident. I know the joke you… » 5/12/14 2:30pm 5/12/14 2:30pm

Jay Z Explains Why He'll Be A Good Sports Agent: "I Was A Drug Dealer"

The November issue of Vanity Fair features a big story on Jay Z—Get ready to find out how he wooed Beyoncé!—and the mag released an interview from the story today, a portion of which deals with Jay's recent venture into the world of sports agency: » 10/01/13 12:47pm 10/01/13 12:47pm

Beyonce And Jay Z Performed At LeBron's Wedding

LeBron James and longtime girlfriend Savannah Brinson were married in San Diego on Saturday, and predictably, a lot of famous people attended this famous person's wedding. » 9/15/13 3:51pm 9/15/13 3:51pm

Beyoncé's Note To Serena Williams: "Stunt On Them, Serena"

This is a note that Beyoncé wrote to Serena Williams right after Williams had finished up her French Open title run. I don't think the letter was actually sent to Williams, but was instead posted in the "news" section of Beyoncé's (crazy) website, which seems like a very Beyoncé way for Beyoncé to express her… » 6/10/13 3:28pm 6/10/13 3:28pm

Has Jay-Z Ever Cheated On Beyonce?

Time for your weekly LIVE edition of the Deadspin Funbag. To submit a question to the live Funbag, you gotta post down in the bowels of the discussion section below. As always, we begin with our question of the week. » 4/04/13 1:00pm 4/04/13 1:00pm

"A Women Kissing A Nerd," "Beyonce Girating Her Vagina," And Other…

Beyoncé is a "slut." She "gyrated her pelvis," "humping the air for 13 minutes." She "dressed like a stripper" dancing in "erotica fashion." Her "breasts protruded out, her butt almost completely showed." She "showed her vaginal area to all the world." Some people had very different reactions to the Super Bowl than… » 3/14/13 2:30pm 3/14/13 2:30pm

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke. » 2/28/13 12:32pm 2/28/13 12:32pm

Roundup: The Best Beyoncé Photoshop Contest Submissions

We knew that a Beyoncé-themed Photoshop contest would yield hilarious results, and you guys did not disappoint us. Here are the best of your submissions. » 2/08/13 12:45pm 2/08/13 12:45pm

Photoshop Contest: Unflattering Beyoncé Pictures

Beyoncé performed during halftime at the Super Bowl this year. You may have heard about this. Beyoncé's performance was so captivating that the internet is still buzzing about it, although much of that buzz has to do with some pictures of Beyoncé that some consider to be unflattering. You know what the best thing to… » 2/07/13 4:45pm 2/07/13 4:45pm

Could Beyoncé Have Performed At Halftime With Diarrhea?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering DVR prioritization, escaping from prison, blackout conspiracy theories, and more. » 2/05/13 2:40pm 2/05/13 2:40pm

Here's A Really Sad Email From A Guy Who Lost A Prop Bet On Beyoncé's…

This screencap of an email, sent by someone named Jacob to an offshore sports book, has been making its way around the internet today, and boy is it sad. The only thing more depressing than placing a prop bet on whether or not Beyoncé will be showing cleavage during the first song of her halftime performance is… » 2/04/13 6:45pm 2/04/13 6:45pm