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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    How could a Scientologist have written Hannukah Funk?



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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    SO DID I WIN?
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    05/21/09

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    Ok other music question,
    Opinions on No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Beyond Don't Speak (which has one of the coolest guitar solos for a 90's alternative song), I don't have much of an opinion.
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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: It's one of my favorites...the songs that weren't hits or at least weren't major hits were the better songs in my opinion
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    I also forgot about River Euphrates..my lord that album is so good.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    Man it was fun getting ready for bed, then a wasp decided to ruin that for me
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    05/21/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Friggin WASP's...they had to hog the Presidency 43 times in a row, and now they won't let you go to bed. Bastards.


    @MarissaExplainsItAll: You should listen to "Debaser" for a real lyrical mindfuck. I kinda wanna see that movie, though.

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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: It's not a huge mindfuck... Inappropriate to sing in Middle School though
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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: I wish. My toe might hurt but that little fucker is dead so I win.
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    05/21/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: You sent him straight into the bowels of bee hell. May it's pollen sack carrying soul burn forever.
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    05/21/09

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    Alright boys and girls, I'd like to unveil the new Style Points prototype that we couldn't do wihout Mr. CCSABATICAL.


    [srv.maia1.com]

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    05/21/09

    @Shakεy: Looks very slick. Nice work, CC!
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    05/21/09

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    This up all night thing is greatly exaggerated.

    If you bring home the turkey, I'll bring home the bacon.



    (I know, there was a time when Weezer didn't suck. It scares me, too).

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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: The world turned and left them there.
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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: El Scorcho is the greatest song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all.
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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: They were so tired, so tired of having sex, so tired, so tired
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: A feeling I hope to have one day...


    /Cries

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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Great song right there...yes, back in the days when Weezer was good.


    Just got back from the wing thing. Both of my buddies made it about halfway through, and they both looked like they had severe allergic reactions....tears streaming out of their face, bloodshot eyes, puffy faces. And then they both puked their guts out on the street right outside the place. And had some of our friends rub ice on their faces. It was awesome! Everyone was laughing so hard

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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: Monday night I'm banging Jen, Tuesday night I'm banging Helen
    /Weezer is my favorite band
    //Red Album still sucks ass
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: It is one of my favorite Weezer songs. All of Pinkerton is great, though.


    @Karlifornia: Way long ago - it's like a fairytale. I've moved on to Pixies. I am living in the past.

    That sounds hilarious for everyone but the two Mr. Pukies. I think that level of spiciness would kill me, so kudos to them, for enduring. Regardless, I will laugh, at their expense.

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    @Ailanthus-altissima: What is your stance on Dinosaur Jr. ?
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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: They are alright. I honestly haven't listened to them that much, though I feel like I should.

    You?
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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Pinkerton is the best album ever
    @CCSABBATICAL: Like them, but my ex over played them
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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: When I first started listening to rock music as a teenager, Nirvana was the first band I was into, and the band themselves said Nevermind was a Surfer Rosa ripoff, so I immediately ran out and bought it and became a huge fan.


    I even got to see them live when they reunited at Coachella back in 2005. They put on a great show. It was just great song after great song.


    Yeah, I can't handle that level of spiciness at all. It's not enjoyable. I'll stick with the thai food.

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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: What kind of Thai are you eating that isn't extremely spicy?


    /Long live SRIRACHA!

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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: Most places I've been to allow you to determine your heat level. They know how pussified most of us are.


    Yay or nay: Naming your daughter Sriracha

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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: Surfer Rosa is tied with Come on Pilgrim for my favorite Pixies records.

    I'm so very jealous. I did not get a chance to see them when they reunited. It is the biggest regret of my life.

    Favorite song off Surfer Rosa?
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: If we ever hung out, I'd totally play "Mykel and Carli" for you
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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: Nay - sounds too much like the vulgar Polish for shitting.
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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I gotta go with the opener...Bone Machine...buy me soda....then he tried to molest me in the parking lot...yep yep yep


    You?

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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: Cactus because I'm a softie.

    Run outside in the desert heat, make your dress all wet and send it to me...
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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: You gotta admit, though...it's pretty fun to randomly yell out "I've got a broken face! UH HUH!"


    I do it at different times to break the tension...like at funerals.

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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: Surfer Rosa= best Pixies album
    Maybe this is a me thing, but I'm partial to Gigantic...also wtf w/ Vamos...The song makes no fucking sense...trust me
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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: Sounds like you make funerals a party.

    I try to end fights by singing "Gigantic." How mad can anyone singing that song?

    I also like to respond to queries of my greatest fear with "losing my penis to a whore with disease." Keeps people on their toes.
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: It doesn't need to make sense! It is a great song, regardless.
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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Cactus is awesome. Forgot about it.


    I didn't peg you for the fighting type. At least you end them in style with a little Kim Deal action.


    You're a riddle wrapped in an enigma!

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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I think since I speak Spanish, it's weirder to me...
    Also, no one should ever get mad while singing Gigantic...it's about lust and sex
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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest.

    The best thing about both Come on Pilgrim and Surfer Rosa - every time a song ends and a new song comes on, you get excited all over again. Maybe that's just me, but I hope not. I mean, not to take away from Doolittle (after all, I believe in Mr. Grieves), Bossanova, and Trompe le Monde, but they just can't compare.

    On that note, I'm going to listen to nihilistic punk and get some sleep. Good night, Mr. Karlifornia.
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    05/21/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Good night, Miss A.A. The good kind of A.A.
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: I want to be fluent in Spanish so bad. I took French in high school, which was a waste for me.


    Teach me some Spanish!

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    05/21/09

    @Karlifornia: That would be hard...I grew up speaking it but was never formally taught how to write it so I make a lot of grammatical mistakes...I can try...what do you want to know?
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    DID I WIN DUAN AGAIN?
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: Bring it...What should we discuss?
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: My hatred of the Tribe's bullpen? What there is to do in H-Town (im new)? Nuclear Physics?
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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: I don't know what the first thing is about. Never been there, but I have been to El Paso. Never took physics of any type.
    So what do you do in your nonDuan time?
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: I work on the magic of the internets (job) and canoe, watch sports, attempt to discover Houston's fine drinking establishments, and charm women. How's about yourself?
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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: I'm a student, studying psychology, who watches a lot of reality tv, along w/ obsessively following the Lakers,...and uh, don't judge, also a Star Wars nerd
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Star Wars isn't that bad, if you dont count episodes 1 and 2. However, POP QUIZ! Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi.
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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: Empire Strikes back duh!
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Thank god! My roommate who is a huge star wars nerd swears up and down it's RotJ
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    05/21/09

    @CCSABBATICAL: He just thinks Ewoks are cute!
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    HOLY SHIT YOLANDA SALAZAR STRIKES AGAIN....WHAT THE FUCK...SOUTHLAND
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    I'm like a phoenix, rising, rising! out of Arizona.
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    05/21/09

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    I want the bipolar roller to be my friend! God, I love Law and Order!
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    05/21/09

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    Hello old friends! Hello new friends! Oh DUAN, how I've missed you!


    How much do I need to drink to catch up?

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    05/21/09

    @Athletic Supporter v0.42beta: Oh why hello there Athletic Supporter. We haven't seen you around in a long time. DUAN has changed.
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    05/21/09

    @Shakεy: It has evolved (I am biased).


    @Karlifornia: It looks like you're about to laugh your ass off and your buddy is going to have a miserable night.

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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    So if I went into that 100+ comment thread on Jezebel right now, about how only white people cut other members of their race a break, and dropped the letters "O" and "J", how many millions of comments do you think would appear? And how many PM death threats would I get?
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    05/21/09

    @vamusical: hahhaha I'm laughing... I hold everyone to the same standard and whoever wrote that ANTM thread is a fucktard
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    05/21/09

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    ohoh!! Video game update!!! I went ahead and installed Myst V on my work laptop since it wouldn't run on my personal laptop (grrr vista). But yay it's working!!


    Unfortunately it's also kind of boring. I think I should go back to Tomb Raider for a while. TITS!!

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    05/21/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: Who needs video games when Buffy is on Hulu?
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    05/21/09

    @vamusical: BUFFYY!!!!! I has all the Buffy and Angel DVDs. I also have Firefly and want to watch it soooooooon
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    05/21/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: Mrs.JB and I watched all of Buffy while in the hospital with our newborn; Angel upon coming hom, and Firefly after that. Then - Dollhouse.


    I have successfully converted her to a Whedonfile.

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    05/21/09

    @JB*: This may be one of the cutest stories ever. Seriously. I need a man who will watch buffy/angel/firefly/dollhouse with me!!!
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    05/21/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: I'd set you up with my bro but his girlfriend is pretty awesome. And plus then you guys would hog his complete set of all 7 buffy seasons.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Mark Buehrle's Truck Will Cause Ice Caps To Melt
    Oh shit, my parents are dancing....DAMN YOU CARLOS SANTANA FOR BRINGING OUT MY PARENTS MEXICANITY!!!
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Put on the George Lopez Show to make them feel ashamed.
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    05/21/09

    @Playoff_Beard: Honestly, that show can be pretty funny, especially if you're a part of that culture...also my daddy looks like George Lopez
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: This whole thing is entirely cute. Your parents sound adorable
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    05/21/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: ssshhh don't tell them that. I don't want them to get a big head!
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