University of Colorado Announces Valet Bike Parking For Football GamesClay Travis8/06/08 12:00pm81EditPromoteGo to permalink Surely you jest. The University of Colorado couldn't really—this has to be made up, right? You can't expect to beat or even compete with five of the top 14 teams in the country if your university community is focused on valet bike parking. Well, you can if you're the crazy uncle of the Big 12. Welcome to Boulder.